John pork losing aura is an indicator that we’re about to go into a recession

The biggest dick in the world gotta be something crazy, like 5 or 6 inches

She call me apple the way im in cider

Nucking futs 4 bucking futts

I don’t care if she got autism, we gone have stupid sex then

You’re telling me a Jamaican jerked this chicken??

“LeBron going to Philly” Bro aren’t you unemployed??

Flat earth this, hollow earth that, but no one ever listens when you try to explain the reality of hot dog earth

You ever drink so much piss it starts coming out yo dick

Yeah I’m lactose intolerant, I cant TOLERATE when my mouth is LACKING TOES

When the card reader says transaction declined, but you would never deny some trans action 💯

[police sketch artist interrupts me] Large naturals?