Rambling, Gaming Dude. Owner of the largest mouth in the world. The best hamburgers come from sacred cows.

Joined September 2015
Y'know, since I'm breaking that tweeting break anyway, I'm just gonna talk about the Pokérogue run I lost to Eternatus because I forgot megas couldn't Tera. My whole plan was to Tera Mega Meganium out of its Poison weakness to allow it to live long enough to use Leech Seed...
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...at which point the fight is basically an insta-win (major props to the "trash item" function they added since the last time I'd played, that also makes things so much easier). I reached Eternamax Eternatus, went for the Tera button, and... it wasn't there. Oops!
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Not sure I should tweet given my account's current status, but fuck it, it only happens once, BIOWARE IS FUCKING DEAD. The fact that it took a Saudi takeover to look at them and figure out they were dogshit is outrageous. No company should've been able to survive...
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...an Andromeda-into-Anthem-into-Veilguard wombo combo, and yet for a while it looked like against all logic they were going to get away with it and be allowed to make another stinker that would've made Veilguard look like the 9/10 the journos gave it. Rest in piss.
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I know I said I wouldn't tweet anymore to try to get rid of that false positive label, but fuck that, (almost) FREE SHINY This means when I pick Magikarp as a starter it'll give me a bit of luck on top of everything else!
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I'm sorry, WHAT? This is stupid. People who tweet 500 times a day are fine, but I'm not?
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I encountered the Training Session random event again, and I thought of having Delphox learn Magician, but then I'd have to fight it and it has Thunderbolt and Moonblast and thus would obliterate my entire team, so I decided on using it on the random Gyarados I picked up.
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Apparently Moxie Gyarados can carry an entire run without the need for egg moves (although Ice Spinner and Dragon Ascent are of course very useful), so I'm looking forward to seeing what it can do. I just might go out of my way to teach it Multiscale ASAP.
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Spoiler: neither it nor the Delphoxite showed up, and after shit luck with items I lost to Giovanni on wave 115.
The game just gave me the Mega Bracelet on wave 2. Now watch as the Mawilite fails to appear at all.
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The new meme is asking AI to make infographics trying to tie two completely unrelated topics together. I like this one just for the sheer levels of skitzo.
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Some dude in a mascot outfit shooting ropes on statues and charging 20k for it is wild. Sega really does what Nintendon't
You can now buy a Sonic figure containing "Sonic DNA" inside to the tune of $20,000. Via Dexerto: bit.ly/4s1ADj4
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Nearly got a run ended by a boss Urshifu-S. In the end after a few Close Combat drops it was regular ol' Mawile that came in clutch.
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There's a couple things wrong with that...
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The game just gave me the Mega Bracelet on wave 2. Now watch as the Mawilite fails to appear at all.
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I want to use Mawile in my next run, but getting that Mega stone is gonna be a pain. Shame, it already has access to three egg moves in Bullet Punch, Horn Leech and Earthquake.
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Today's horror that should never see the light of day:
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It's 2026 and there's another Dream cheating scandal. This is, by my count, the fourth time. Is there a major critic of his that's an even bigger PoS that he can sue into oblivion so he can pull the Billy Mitchell redemption arc special? I'm not sure there is. Tough luck!
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Gadgets 360 really didn't think things through when they made this thumbnail for a Facebook video.
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Oh, so THAT explains why scissors keep disappearing at work! It's Russian secret agents!
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