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Apparently we’re doing early access now Minotaur Reburn by Endorphina is live on Slot(.)win DAYS before the public release. You can literally go play it while everyone else is waiting for launch day. Small step for the casino. Massive day for the intern.

When the bonus game hits 🤩

Tuomo Ruutu caught a hard puck to the face right at the bench 😬 Florida Panthers coach calming everyone down: "He's getting around 11 stitches and a lot of shit for not dodging in time"

I’m at a ping-pong show in Thailand watching a woman pull a bird out of there.

We spent decades warning people about Skynet. Now we’re putting it on the fight card 💀

Someone used a fruit fly’s brain up to the slots on our site. We’re bankrupt 😨

$433k secured by 5 Swedish bros who bet on the WRONG horse but hit the remaining 7 races. $306 wager. 1415x printed. Wow.

Jokerit lost 6–0 to Tappara. 15 shots to 37. Things brutal about Finland: 3. The climate 2. The taxes 1. Hockey scores

me during the break between UFC fights 😎

Every true MMA fan should save this!

SHL is cracking down on dives. Blatant embellishment can now mean 2+10 instead of just two minutes and the league admits it has been too soft.

admin’s bet for this weekend. If it hits, they promised to finally get me a chair so I can stop working standing up 🙏

Swedish woman hit ~$150K picking hockey jersey numbers — and immediately thought about more hockey 🏒 Some win the lottery to change their lives, others just upgrade the same obsession 😎

🔮 ASTRO BETS: MILLWALL vs WEST HAM Moon in Capricorn wants structure. Mars in Cancer wants to take everything personally. OVER 1.5 GOALS. 14 years of unresolved issues, girls ✨

Lech Poznan just gifted Crystal Palace a goal with the worst throw-in you'll see today 🙌