It's me Jesse, The World's Greatest Guy!

Joined August 2020
Replying to @GoadGatsby
Can you address why you’re a notorious sex pest who preys on barely legal and impressionable teenagers at the VCU dining hall as a creep in his 40’s. Why do you insist on going after barely legal jailbait? What are you hiding on your hard drives? Why are you an obvious pedophile?
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"why is france burning" uhhhhhhh maybe because they imported infinite niggers?
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“why is france burning” “uhhhhhhh maybe because they imported infinite ոіggеrѕ?”
"why is france burning" uhhhhhhh maybe because they imported infinite niggers?
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some combination of talking about pizzagate, talking about howard lutnick, and not letting Falcon Finance be on my podcast
Replying to @fleshsimulator
Why are you getting dog-piled by every dick head on the internet.
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sorry about your e-big brother being cringe
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I like the constant pivot between IT'S JUST A VIBECODED TWITTER DASHBOARD LOL and WTF THIS IS PSYCHO SHIT THIS IS AN INVASION OF PRIVACY THIS IS AUTHORITARIAN BOOTLICKER COP SHIT when they see what it does. Oh, it's authoritarian alright, but you're not gonna be licking boots you're gonna be licking Gucci slides
Replying to @FalconryFinance
He vibe coded a twitter dashboard? Is this supposed to be impressive?
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They jeeted the canadian military
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Replying to @GoadGatsby
Goad can you please address these allegations?
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Polling for research purposes: A trolley is about to crush every indian. If you pull the lever, it will crush no one. Do you pull?
92%LET IT RIDE
8%Keep 1.5 billion indians
9,589 votes • Final results
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I have never threatened noah or his family with sexual violence. I at one point made a joke about Noah being raped by a penguin. I have never even made a joke about anything of that nature regarding his parents or siblings. The fact that the sworn affidavit baselessly claims that I did is materially actionable defamation per se, and the fact it was submitted as a god damned SWORN AFFIDAVIT makes it either perjury, or suborning perjury, depending on if the petitioner knew it was a false claim. Sidenote, by the way: Noah posted a photo of my girlfriend along with her full name and her employer, and said "Let's rape this asian kike bitch!" He did this on an account impersonating my brother, and then sent this to my brother's employer. He filed a fraudulent Title IX complaint against my girlfriend's father, and falsely accused HIM of rape. Noah could have walked away from all this if he had just fucking SAID HE WAS SORRY, but apparently that was just TOO MUCH TO ASK.
Did you threaten sexual violence against Noah or any member of his family? Yes or No
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lolcows always show up for their own threads
🚨 JOSH HAS ENTERED HIS THREAD 🚨 Josh has entered his own thread in the Prospering Grounds board to battle with kiwis that aren't buying the official narrative. As per usual he dismisses all critics as animal abusers and refuses to apologize to anyone as he goes full martyr.
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Replying to @PODAWFUL
It's piglets! 🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷
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Replying to @GoadGatsby
That is ten times wilder of an explanation than I was expecting
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Isn't it interesting that Goad doesn't say "they aren't true", he just says "they're probably sex pests too"
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I confess. I think Kristopher Goad Gatsby is accused of being a sex pest.
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Replying to @PODAWFUL
For a Lardlord he sure can shake it @nobodybutachud
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His parents have lost in court twice using info he gave them, and that doesn't concern you with regard to him being dragged into court for GIVING HIS PARENTS FALSE INFO SO THAT THEY FILE RESTRAINING ORDERS AGAINST PEOPLE UNDER FALSE PRETENSES?
NOT INTERESTED IN AI SUMMARIES FROM YOU BB. YOU AND I LIVE IN VERY DIFFERENT-REALITIES AND THATS VEEN SUPER APPARENT SINCE MARCH. HE HASNT LOST IN COURT AT ALL, HE HASNT HAD TO GO TO COURT LOL STAY MAD AND STAY LYING FREAKFUCK!
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Replying to @GoadGatsby
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