Not been able to get #Oasis tickets through #Ticketmaster. Will have to settle for a top-notch tribute act. β at Bognor Regis, England
Race Across the World meets The Traitors meets Deal or No Deal. #FortuneHotel β at Banstead, South East
Is there someone being sick in the bottom right of Tim's tie? #TheApprentice β at Banstead, South East
#DragonsDen
Who you gonna call? β at Banstead, South East
AreΒ AustriaβsΒ TeyaΒ & Salena a tribute act to #StathLetsFlatsβ Sophie and Katya?
#eurovision #natasiademetriou
#isitok that this week, the BBC website headed an article about President Xi Jinping "One man, two cups"? #thelastleg
"Free spΓ©ech is paramount" says elected Member of Parliament @NadineDorries who restricts replies to her own tweets.
@GaryLineker @BBCNews
My vote is for #VoteJoeComedy even though, like the vast majority of viewers, I've not seen any of the nominated shows. Strange category to put to the public vote if you ask me. Which of course no one did. #nationalcomedyawards
I really must consider entering the world of organised crime so I can live in a real shithole. #HappyValley
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The correspondent the BBC sent to cover the petrol shortage this morning is called Phil McCann
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This is a great photo. Not so much of Royalty. Just of the dignity in adversity of old age.
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Hi @NETGEAR_UKI.
My Wi-Fi connections were intermittent on my Nightwawk AC1900 R7000 today so I rebooted it and now I just get this lightshow (with pink lights!) and nothing else. Can I assume my router is bricked or is there anything I can do? Many thanks.














