Gambling on life's odds, sipping Miller Lites, and stirring the pot 🇺🇸

New Jersey, USA
Joined November 2024
Anyone else take over 141.5 total field goal yards 🫪. Game winning kick made it end at 142 lmao
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Never know where your mind will go after some beers @Chilis 🫪. @BSSAdvisors best bet and a nice random $10 +1000 parlay
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Onto Seattle -3
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What a time to be alive and a Godzilla fan
There’s no fucking way we get shin godzilla 2 aswell as minus zero + supernova this is the best timeline ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹
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FanDuel is a book dumbass
Americans are more likely to have placed a bet in the past year than to have read a book (via @NPR)
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My fuckin bank account, retard
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What a time to be alive
When you beat these kind of odds you can’t take any days for granted #MillerTime #blessed
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Normal every day American takes matters into his own hands, says the Lord’s Prayer, his final words are “Let’s roll” and he lays down his life to protect his fellow countrymen. It’s just amazing that our country can naturally produce people like this. We don’t need anyone else.
This is an American
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How the lone juror looks at you when you ask him to agree post partum depression and a large supplement stack is an adequate excuse for strangling three children to death with a rubber fitness band.
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It’s literally just a fat nigga with a crown
Teen’s Halloween costume goes viral after he dresses up as Biggie Smalls. 🔥
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Girl I’m on a date with: “so where do you get your news from?” “I’m in a racist group chat.”
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Nigga tore his HDMI, ARC, CPU and RAM 💔✌️ speedy recovery robonigga
Robot dies mid-run during the ‘Robot Olympics’
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I’ve ripped @powerpacks 3 times and I’ve gotten this 2/3 wtf 🤯
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I never thought of it this way
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🔥 booku
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