Never know where your mind will go after some beers @Chilis . @BSSAdvisors best bet and a nice random $10 +1000 parlay
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FanDuel is a book dumbass
Americans are more likely to have placed a bet in the past year than to have read a book
(via @NPR)
What a time to be alive
When you beat these kind of odds you can’t take any days for granted #MillerTime #blessed
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Normal every day American takes matters into his own hands, says the Lord’s Prayer, his final words are “Let’s roll” and he lays down his life to protect his fellow countrymen.
It’s just amazing that our country can naturally produce people like this. We don’t need anyone else.
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How the lone juror looks at you when you ask him to agree post partum depression and a large supplement stack is an adequate excuse for strangling three children to death with a rubber fitness band.
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Girl I’m on a date with: “so where do you get your news from?”
“I’m in a racist group chat.”

























