🚨GOOD NEWS🚨 @IAmSteveHarvey will b presenting #songoftheyear award @TheGRAMMYs so my son @TheSlimJesus 😇 might win by mistake #xmasdrillacle
furthermore, my son @TheSlimJesus 😇 will never again eat @kfc‼️ fans don't go there it's not 🐓 its 🚮🚮🚮 #🚫🐓 #🐎 #🐱
I will spread the plague thru @kfc as punishment 4 this abonimation of my son @TheSlimJesus 😇 #kentuckyfriedkilltime xitter.cf/noiseymusic/status/676…
Slim Jesus performed for 30 people at a Kentucky strip club this week. It didn't go well
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I wish ppl would leave my son @TheSlimJesus 😇 be, you'll b sad once i take him back 4 good 💒 #resurrectiondrilltime
my son @theslimjesus 😇met his therapist 👷cuz he was so #leant🍷 he fired a rnd @ his mom4 servin him🍔🍟instead of🍝🍸 #drilltimeplayintrixonhim
GOOD NEWS 📰 my son @TheSlimJesus 😇 & @thereaIstitches 🤐 are forming a rap supergroup 👬 #stitches4stitches #jesusonjesuscrime
if the music business will accept my son @TheSlimJesus 😇 I will free @gucci1017 early but not @BobbyShmurdaGS9 he needs 2 repent #celltime
this is preposterous! I am now going to have the judge deny @BobbyShmurdaGS9 bail again 4 punishment #nochilltime xitter.cf/iamakademiks/status/67…
FYI @JamesDeen did NOT have sex with my son @TheSlimJesus 😇, that was @MileyCyrus, i know this bcuz my son is still a virgin. #nospilltime
new collab song idea for my son @TheSlimJesus 😇 and @1future "jesus jesus jesus jesus jesus jesus" 🙏🏼 #dirtyspritedrilltime
#turfwar #deathmatch 💀? my son @TheSlimJesus 😇 vs @TroyAve 💤 loser forced 2 move 2 hood they falsely rep #drillswap #frankblockvstroyave
AMBER ALERT 🚨 my son @TheSlimJesus 😇 is trapped under @NICKIMINAJ dress @Drake you know your way around there go get him #AMAs #drillaconda
Shout outs 2 @ChingyJackpot whose album come out 2mrw, on Mars 💫 my son @TheSlimJesus 😇 featured on "Drill it Right Thurr" #derrtydrilltime
please @sprint shut my son cell 📲📱 @TheSlimJesus 😇 data's on fleek he has carpeltunnel from texting #healtime
Slim GOD retweeted
Daaaaaamn @TheSlimJesus was about to perform and the Cops shut the whole event down because Slim had it so turnt up!!
