SlideIntoYourDMsComedyShow

Here are some free DND characters for you to use: - A wizard who’s spells are all inspired by ska songs - A rogue who only steals Mighty Mighty Bosstones memorabilia - A paladin with a dark secret (he’s in a ska band)

Why was his name “Hit Points Lovecraft” if he never produced a tabletop rpg?

Playing dnd over zoom chat and my whole party accidentally saw my hog

I think my DM is bitter over his breakup, every monster we fight last night was named Sharon

🎶 Girls don’t like boys girls like fighting kobolds 🎶

Happy new year paladins are cucks

Looking for a new dnd game got kicked out of mine for secretly playing as Paul Blart

My dm kicked me out of the group for calling his trilby a fedora

Tonight! We’re at @BeastVillage in Des Moines with an amazing lineup and some of our most insane games. @LeftysLiveMusic at 11!

My dad won’t let me see the joker because I said I was in antifa

DM: You encounter a small group of goblins with their leader encouraging them to rise up against the elves Warrior: How thicc that leader tho? DM: He dummy thicc

We’re back tonight at @BonusRoundCafe at 9 pm! We have a killer lineup, some insane games, and also I think there’s a bee in my car!

Wizard: I cast anxiety DM: The orc Irish goodbyes

DM: Okay, it’s your action Bard: I play Bright Eyes on my lute DM: Okay the orcs become disillusioned with where they are in life. One of them calls his high school girlfriend.

Toxic masculinity deals 1d4 damage each round unless the player succeeds at a constitution save or has a real good cry

Player: I rolled a 1 DM: Yikes. Your wizard has become disillusioned with the life of an adventurer. He moves back in with his parents to figure out what he wants to do in his life. He joins a ska band. Roll a new character.

“Alright, we’ll just need to get past the Kings Booty Guards, then we can get to him.” “Don’t you mean “Body Guards”?” “Naw, this King is Thicc as hell.”

Just lying in bed, thinking about wizards, hoping they’re thinking about me

My dad won’t let me start a Vlog where I talk about which Pokémon would give the best HJs

I keep calling Jeff Foxworthy a furry and my stepdad is so mad because he “doesn’t know what that is.”