Have you considered the possibility that you're just an ass?

Formerly Chicago
Joined September 2019
Such a rare, and elusive find in the wild.
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Buy a 3D printer. Use it to print another 3D printer. Rinse and repeat. Like and subscribe for more boss level business advice.
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Matt Yglesias thinking everyone is more dangerous than Trump. Is it 2016 again? Am I Dr. Manhattan sitting on mars?
"As bad as Trump is, there’s something almost more disturbing about the way that JD Vance and Marco Rubio both explained the mechanics of the Trump con perfectly before deciding to become the two leading succession options." "And the answer, to be clear, is not to say that the bad guys are so vicious and opportunistic that we need to beat them by any means necessary! It’s to try to rebuild an ethic of basic probity, honesty, and factual accuracy from the ground up." slowboring.com/p/our-culture…
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The Bot Farm has been stirred into a frenzy with this one😂
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This deli is in Middletown, New Jersey. I could theoretically drive there in a little over an hour. 🤔
Thanksgiving is on the Horizon ‼️
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I love Farmer's Markets. Where else can you pay $6.51 for a single donut? Tbf, it was a big, very tasty donut & I always tip small business. Late stage capitalism. Lmao.
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One of the funniest movies made in the 80’s. Underrated movie!
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Best Kurt Russell movie, but it can't be The Thing, Escape from New York, or Tombstone.
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The Man Who Shot Liberty Valence The Remains of the Day The Rocketeer
This is subjective but … Name three PERFECT movies. No argument. No explanation. Just three flicks you think are perfect. Here's mine: Jurassic Park (1993) Back to the Future (1985) The Matrix (1999)
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This is subjective but … Name three PERFECT movies. No argument. No explanation. Just three flicks you think are perfect. Here's mine: Le Samouraï You Were Never Really Here Spartan
The Man Who Shot Liberty Valence The Remains of the Day The Rocketeer
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Shirtless, cowboy hat, red shorts, mid-air on the *outside* of a jumping side-by-side. Dope or Nope? 🤠🔥
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How are any young men left wing I genuinely don’t understand
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Name a movie you've watched at least 5 times and would still watch again tonight if it came on. No overthinking
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Voting by noncitizens is extremely rare, it’s usually only a few tens of thousands in key swing states.
#BREAKING: 1,827 noncitizens removed from Florida's voter rolls cast 7,035 ballots.
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So nice of him to speak to his fan base.
Tucker Carlson on watching b*stiality p*rnography: "If you look at p*rnography enough or b*stiality videos all day: after a while, like, it's kind of an attractive horse, I get it. I'm not into it personally, but it's not crazy."
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What this app needs is a DND like your phone notifications.
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How your email finds me:
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Just to be clear, I am not leaving The Batman Part II. I am profoundly grateful to Steven for coming to my aid during this challenging time to help me finish principal photography. Thank you to all for your concern and well wishes. 🦇
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20 GREATEST TV SERIES OF ALL TIME 1. The Sopranos 2. Twin Peaks 3. The Wire 4. Breaking Bad 5. Mad Men 6. Better Call Saul 7. Six Feet Under 8. Succession 9. Fleabag 10. True Detective 11. Chernobyl 12. The Leftovers 13. Dark 14. Fargo 15. The Bear 16. Severance 17. Band of Brothers 18. The Americans 19. Black Mirror 20. Mindhunter What’s missing? Add ONE series that deserves to be on this list.
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.@JamesTalarico: I’m an 8th generation Texan. I went to public schools here in Texas that were funded by the oil and gas industry, so I owe a lot to that industry. I’m campaigning on an all-of-the-above energy strategy that includes oil and gas. I want to protect good-paying oil and gas jobs, and I want us to invest in the energy sources of the future so that we can stay dominant. I will stand up to my own party if they mess with our oil and gas industry, and I will stand up to the other party if they mess with renewables. We can grow this industry and stay an energy leader in the 21st century just like we were in the 20th.
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