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Rome.

@SlammerMaster

I drink mad Orange Julius, watch way too much NBA basketball and ball out of control like you wouldn't believe. Dreaming of a Fish Center Live return.

 Tucson, AZ
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Joined November 2008
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Thank goodness 6-3 Missouri stayed in the rankings despite their: 28-point loss to Ole Miss 14-point loss to Texas Loss to 4-5 Miss State Zero wins over ranked teams Zero wins over currently bowl-eligible teams Another RANKED WIN in the SEC!
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Catch you at the next light.
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🎵 Up before sunrise first to hit the block Little bad motherfucker with a pocket full of rocks (Tootsie Rolls from Halloween) 🎵
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The chore of laundry comes the closest to freeing me of this yoke that is the belief in sleep (it’s fake, you know). It must be something in the detergent.
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I used to stay up until 7 every Friday until this job ruined my sleep schedule perfectly engineered to miss the most parts of the day I liked the least (the parts with the sun).
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I should either go to bed or turn the lights off. Or maybe both?
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“Why is ur room so messy I thought you had ocd” Its obsessive compulsive disorder not obsessive cleaning disorder stfu
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When Rocco’s Modern Basilisk scours my brain, will it understand why I have a multi-tier with a nested tiering system for organizing T-shirts, which I maybe wear twice a month on average?
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Uhh except at work I purposely only put a little thought into that. That’s not me.
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If people knew the energy I put into dressing drab or stupid I wonder if they would appreciate it.
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The amount of local media shaming (which they don't seem to have realized, does not work) about fans not going to the game having no excuse this week caused Arizona fans to have an excuse to not go to the game this week, I'm sure . . . . . ..
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I haven’t been tweeting well enough in a week if I don’t have at least two sex bot follows.
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Want to know something that might upset you? I eat string cheese just by biting it like it's a piece of cheese and don't break it off into strings.
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With the tweets on the timeline I and thinking of the DBT trainer training I did which was on some monastery or something in Oracle, AZ and I for some reason made a Flash animation for a 5 minute presentation for some unknown reason. Just so extra.
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I was certified to teach people to do DBT. Another degree I did nothing with.
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I honestly don’t remember much about the trainers and if it was the actual person who passed who taught it. I remember the trainers were very impressed with me for being skillful despite being young. Luckily I would never do anything impressive to justify that.
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Hey if there's any spies out there, well I can't help you much on the government but if you need any secrets from a 23 year old puzzle game I got all the juice.
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Can Geico have like one less commercial per hour for a week and make a website that doesn't take a fucking hour to do everything?
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Stretched the wrong way and couldn’t breathe anymore until I managed to reverse the stretch.
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It’s nice to encounter an excited and bubbly person but it is like having an exchange with an alien, especially at this place.
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