"I'm into BDSM now" @benhowgill after Iceland's entry in #Eurovision

#ESLPrem Wow can't believe how much Yu-Gi-Oh has changed since I last played, glad it's getting back into the spotlight.

Brilliant job from @ystv #FreshersTV17 Top quality VT

Best #FreshersTV17 EVER!!! @Demon_TV @NaSTAuk

Nothing like a bit o' @Sum41 in Fezzes... @onewiththe4ce @OMattG @mattsimp_art

Train is so packed if have to ask for consent if I was any closer to the guy in front of me... – at Tamworth, England

Little bit leave it A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita is all I need #280characters – at Nottingham, England

Thank you bald man for reminding me why I don't go to gigs... Even being 6'4" didn't help at all – at Nottingham, England

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Nothing quite like sitting in the oldest pub in England listening to a bunch of arseholes all night... Amazing pub though, 10/10 would recommend

So my friend @onewiththe4ce asked me to make a crest for our upcoming D&D game, specifically involving Badgers and/or flamingos... #DnD

Hey @EAHelp I think the time estimate in your help centre is a bit off, it told me a wait of 1 minute. It's been almost 2 hours...

How dare @lukewestaway be annoyed to be a Hufflepuff! #HufflePride The badge is the large carnivore in the UK!!

So I bought Kingdoms Of Amalur: Reckoning because of @outsidextra @icklenellierose & @lukewestaway. I'm 6 hours in, loving every second 😀

When your friend hits a woman with a frisbee in the park, but has just been to @Specsavers Nothing quite like irony to brighten your day 😂