producer, writer, director, brasileiro, puny human. Formerly @fremantleus @wwe @criticalcontent

Los Angeles, CA
Joined May 2011
Everything that we gave to Jared Leto we should've given to John Leguizamo
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if you really wanna honor Ozzy Osbourne in a way he would love beyond his music... please, enjoy a burrito in his memory. those who remember, know this for sure. the man loved a good burrito. 😭🌯 📸: from MTV's "The Osbournes"
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wait, am I supposed to think this sucks?
Cast so far for the live-action #StreetFighter movie 👊
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So funny to me that this explicitly became a Caucasian super power. So much so that the mixed girl in Bloodlines only kinda gets visions in her dreams? White people are likelier to get MS and the death premonitions.
When a movie hits a little too hard
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Thrilled to share that I’ve been given the chance to write a column spotlighting the unhinged @dreadpresents slate and other indie gems in the legendary pages of @fangoria. This is the very first installment, and they even let me curse a little. Gracias @PhilNobileJr !
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puke and rally
Anne Hathaway for Interview Magazine
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Why SABU rules!
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Sabu's business card circa mid-90s - front/back
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Tariff this tariff that! I’m trying to tariff your clothes girl! What’s up?!
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I feel like Jeff Hardy
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The Thunderbolts movie is Rizz Approved‼️⚡️🤫🤔
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I need someone reading this to understand that 80 people is like a comically insane number of crew for a show like this.
Meghan Markle says the reason why she chose not to film her Netflix series "With Love, Meghan," inside her own home, is because "80 people in the kitchen isn’t really the childhood memory I’d want for [my kids] to have." "We were really fortunate to find something close by," she said, adding that drawing the boundary for her family is "how I take care of myself." variety.com/2025/tv/news/meg…
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FUN FACT: The last time a sitting pope died was 2005. The #1 movie the country was SIN CITY. Now in 2025, another pope dies and the top movie is SINNERS. idk how “Fun” this fact is, but what are the odds?
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FUN FACT: The last time a sitting pope died was 2005. The #1 movie the country was SIN CITY. Now in 2025, another pope dies and the top movie is SINNERS. idk how “Fun” this fact is, but what are the odds?
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Once 50 Cent gave me a red muscle car because I loved my 69 GTO. Inside th trunk said #GUNIT and was FILLED w/amps and subwoofers. I wept.
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