Anakin Extra Skywalker

“You’re asking me to be rational. I know that is something I cannot do.” Anakin Extra Skywalker Still just a management trainee SWRP Parody 0% serious

Thanks for the brain scarring, Palps.

I had to see this, now you do too.

Alright. Yes. Fine. I’ll talk to the medics. Maybe they’ve got the good sedatives.

Suck my entire ass. I am not doing that.

Terrifying.

Maybe. But when you have few choices in a bad situation, would you feel the same?

And cutting them in half with a lightsaber does?

It all depends on what you do with it.

Probably.

Upgrading the computers on the Resolute. The worst is downloading all the patches. Uuuuuggggghhh.

He’s been asked that a lot, believe it or not. But he does tend to get results.

“Oooooh, it was a clanker? Carry on, then.”

“What did that droid ever do to you?”

…the hell.

With a little wink, Anakin keeps on going, till he can peel off and jog lightly through a door and out.

Heh, better than morning caf.

And Anakin’s smile is crooked and amused. He does love pushing people’s buttons. “Morning, Commander,” he says as he jogs by.

Plod plod, jog, wave?

Thoughts I need to act on keep entering my head but departing just as fast. So I go to do something and forget what I’m doing almost immediately. What the hell, Force.