Cracked open my own grill for the first time tonight. Drank a beer while grilling. Bratwursts were phenomenal. Feel like I just gained XP

On a drive shuffling random songs. This shit wasn’t just fire when we were kids. #wordforword

According to my forecast: Lionel Messi retiring is an appropriate reason to drink a beer (or an 18 pack) Happy Monday, chin up, charge the mountain and show your support for the “little boy from Rosario”

Just became friends on Bloomberg with one of my buddies. Ts tough @CurtisCortright

I just came

Talking to my buddy and he just left his apartment at 1:28 A.M to catch a Snorlax in Pokemon Go at 22 years old.. CBTM? Or look in the mirror moment? Lmk @ShepStrawb @jerry_june54

Crystal ball to Millsaps @TwentyField

Fuck Marry Kill: Friends Jennifer Anniston (no bra episodes) Transformers Megan Fox Your buddy’s sister Please give feedback, thanks. @ShepStrawb @DavebagBeesley

Seeing Messi off the pitch for the last time has a striking resemblance to Wyatt Wilson’s final steps off of Gary Wright field Had to an airport beer, this one for Messi, and (Michael) Wyatt Wilson

Prime Fortnite Friday popped up on my YouTube feed while I was searching for a video to watch while I took a shit. Clearing my schedule for the rest of the night. Gonna watch prime Ninja and that LMG game after this #thosewhoknow This is what 22 looks like #agedox

As SOON as I unload next months car payment on fucking money man. Let this be a lesson kids. Stay on the slopes. #magicman

Could be a hot take here.. Other than: Wrigley Field Busch Stadium Yankee stadium Fenway Park Madison Square Garden I don’t think there’s a venue in the world that it’s better to watch the game there than watch the game with a beer at a bar. Share your thoughts.

What a day on the links. Buddy hits his first career hole and 1 and got paired with an 83 year old that has taught us about life. Myself, I’ve had the shanks and probably lost 18 golf balls. Considering hanging up the clubs. Maybe not for me, could be a pickleball guy. #beer

This absolutely pains me to say… Ernie Johnson has lost a step.

Jalen Brunson > Chris Paul and Paul Pierce Wemby is a fraud. Brunson just gave me flashbacks to 2018 Bron this game @CurtisCortright

Chills.

Decided I needed a good laugh today. Heard stories about this guy shit talking after a regular season sweep. Remember watching him pout in the dugout for the remainder of the game #badteammate Would’ve been better throwing @DavebagBeesley with that bum hip than this fraud.