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Do not try to bend the Dana, for that is impossible. Instead simply realize there is no Dana, only Zuul.

Calgary, Alberta
Joined July 2016
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The feeling is mutual Monday.
Ground to air rescue fly by using skyhook to pick up people without landing
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New: The Calgary Police Service has recently developed close ties with the Cali-based College of Certified Psychophysiologists, allowing it to train #CPS officers. But education fraud experts say the school has all the markings of a degree mill. (1/) #yyc globalnews.ca/news/9111110/e…
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Jacob Daum retweeted
Just read on a website "She lives in Tennessee with her husband and beagle, Tuffy" which is either a strong argument for the Oxford comma or a disturbing admission.
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Very effective.
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The lottery is the only time a regular person can become a billionaire and the only time a billionaire will pay the legal tax rate.
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A Brief History of Nobody Wants to Work Anymore 🧵
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The author of Time's cover story about the metaverse is a venture capitalist who invests in the metaverse. That's how journalism works.
TIME's new cover: The metaverse will change everything ti.me/3IKwklo
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Paul Verhoeven was able to get a 9 figure budget after flopping so hard on Showgirls to make a movie about how Americans are a bunch of dipshit fascists. An absolute king.
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I’m glad the 900 quaalude pills won’t be in circulation. Medications can denature and those 750 pills could do some damage. I’m sure the sheriff’s office will properly dispose of the 525 quaalude pills.
They opened the Georgia Guidestones time capsule and, uh...
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When I was young, I was poor. After years of hard, honest and back breaking work, I am no longer young.
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While much has been made of the Highland Park shooter's attendance of Trump rallies, more alarming is his presence in online subcultures detached from reality. The shooter inhabited communities focused on conspiracy theories, the paranormal, and deep nihilism. These communities
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Simple science experiments you can do at home - children will love them…
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when they burned the library of Alexandria the crowd cheered in horrible joy. They understood that there was something older than wisdom, and it was fire, and something truer than words, and it was ashes
After 50 years, Guitar Center finally makes the correct decision to stop using a guitar as a 'G' in their logo. Why it took that long is still anyone's guess.
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I totally respect you’re not religious, darling, as nor am I. If you could at least wait until I’m fucking dead though that’d be smashing.
Im not religious but i believe tim curry is having a good time in the afterlife
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it's the end of the week and maybe you need to see a bitty otter bowl
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