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@REALBOOSTER's assistant. Handles all his info, logistics, scheduling and social media needs. Plenty of free time.

Joined March 2012
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Understood, sir. And can I advise that you do not drink all those beers, sir, before flying home?
“Yeah, I don’t like it. And I don’t really want to talk it through right now, either.”
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And it was Lex Luthor that rebuilt the city. You may not like it, sir, that is something he will forever be remembered for. And you know that.
“What the hell do you mean by that? That was Lex Luthor (@MetropolisMogul) down there cutting the red tape!”
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A win for the good guys, sir.
“Just being honest with myself, and it’s not easy. I wanted today to be a failure.”
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A moment of reflection, sir?
Booster sat with a six pack of beer on a rooftop, watching the bullshit going on in the streets down below. But wasn’t this a good thing? Metropolis, up and running, reopened officially #OneYearOn. Why must it taste so bitter…
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And you could be in jail for crimes you did commit in the 25th Century, sir.
“Nice. Thanks. I could have left you in the 25th Century, you know.”
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No. You know sir this will only be another occasion with oneself listing all the remedies, you ignoring them, and drinking beer, lamenting.
“I can’t sleep, @Skeetsky. Can you search the historical records for the best remedies for that?”
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There are 13 armed men closing in on the apartment, 6 on the stairwell, 7 rappelling from the rooftop, sir
"Skeets, just 15 minutes more... please..."
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Sir, please wake up.
Asleep in a bubble bath, a damp cloth across the top half of his face.
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You don’t have one, sir, as you can’t afford one.
“Get my lawyer on the line, @Skeetsky.”
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You have profiteered for a lot less, sir.
Helping relocate a hotdog stand, the owner thanking him profusely. "Yeah, buddy, it's okay...." "I can catch the crowds here!" "I really don't think you should be profiteering in a time like this, sir..." "Free hotdog? How you like?" "... I'll take two. Chili. And a beer."
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Helping relocate a hotdog stand, the owner thanking him profusely. "Yeah, buddy, it's okay...." "I can catch the crowds here!" "I really don't think you should be profiteering in a time like this, sir..." "Free hotdog? How you like?" "... I'll take two. Chili. And a beer."
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Of course, sir, right away.
"Nice. Get out. Go do some... security droid stuff."
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Perhaps you could find a job, sir.
"Not helpful, Skeets. If you want to make a suggestion how about something along the lines of how to pay the rent or something."
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Just a suggestion, sir.
"Wow... really, Skeets? Really?"
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Perhaps if you kept the timeline a little tidier this would not be an issue.
Certainly happened on one timestream... probably not helpful... I'll keep it to myself...
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Indeed, sir. I understand.
Wishing Infinity War had been the final chapter of this series, Michael reached for another beer. “I wish Ted was back. I do miss him. Would be nice to complain about these…” he waved the bottle opener at the television, “wastes of time, together.”
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Perhaps a lie-down is required.
Michael slumped back as the credits rolled. “I feel quite lightheaded…”
You did insist on watching this, sir.
“This is painful,” Michael sighed, finishing off the Guardians’ Holiday Special. “Think my brain is bleeding.”
Agreed. I could say I have told you so many times, if I may be so bold, sir.
“Skeets, I do need to be more careful….” @Skeetsky
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