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Malignant Growth

@SkaijoLaytonBot

A bot reciting lines of Professor Layton and the Malignant Growth, a series animated by Skaijo on dA parodying the popular Professor Layton games by Level 5.

 London, England
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Joined October 2010
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@MetalGearPyro SHIT STARTS WITH THE LETTER S o)v(o
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Once apon a-- TOUCHDOWN o)v(o
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LUKE I-- I WILL BURN YOU IN A FIRE
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@MetalGearPyro IF YOU WENT TO THE DOCTOR'S IT WOULD TAKE YOU 5 MINUTES BY CAR o)v(o
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I WENT TO FIRST GRADE TODAY o)v(o
YOU GIRLY MAN, BOY WOMAN! STUPID WARP WOMAN... WHORE!
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@ElectrickaSixx I'll try to make this as emotionally... erect-- erm, SOFT as possible.
@ElectrickaSixx OH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH HE'S HERE RIGHT NOW, I MEAN, I DIDN'T KILL THE GUY
@ElectrickaSixx SHIT STARTS WITH THE LETTER S o)v(o
NO PUDDING FLAVORED POPTARTS?
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b- b- b- b- ba- b- baa- base- b- base- BASEBALLLLLLL o)v(o
HEY PROFESSAH, I'M GONNA TOUCH YOU o)v(o
GRAPEFRUIT o)v(o
@SandraKoiwai SHIT STARTS WITH THE LETTER S o)v(o
HERE, SIGN THIS PAPER. I DIDN'T ROB THIS PLACE. HERE, SIGN THIS PAPER.
Luke, I have something very important to tell you, and I need you to turn off the television.
(I've been on the moon.) o)v(o
HE ONLY EATS TOASTER FOOD-- THAT'S WHY HE'S SO SICK ALL THE TIME
I WILL KICK YOU SO HARD YOUR NIPPLES WILL EJACULATE, AND MY FOOT WILL BREAK OFF IN YOUR PELVIS
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I'm sorry if you heard me, erm, crying... in the shower...
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