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«I am not a man, I am Cantona»

Joined August 2012
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جمهور اليونايتد عمال يقول أيام رانجنيك وناس عمالة تقول تين هاج وناس تقول تصريحات رونالدو .. الحقيقة الجراح اللي شخّص حالة الفريق وسبق الكل علي حال اليونايتد هو جوزيه مورينهو .. بس محدش سمع من وقتها 👋 – at Dubai, United Arab Emirates
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This interview will go down in history as the one that changed Manchester United.
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Lisandro Martínez did NOT hold back after United's loss to Atletico 😬👀
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STOP ASKING YOUR SON "HOW WAS SCHOOL." He will say "fine" every single time. A child psychologist told me to replace it with one of these 4 instead:
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Setting his stall out from the very beginning. Got a hell of a lot of time for it, I have to say.
"If you don't leave my family in peace, I'll be gone." 🗣️❌ Jurgen Klopp has set clear boundaries after being announced as Germany head coach.
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The only player who dealt with Paredes as he deserved. This was so satisfying to watch.
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Honestly Norway, I can’t find the words for this parade. The people of Norway are genuinely one of the best on this planet. Look at the sheer number of people who turned out for this parade alongside the players. I’ve never seen anything quite like this in my life. A team that just ended their run reaching the quarter-finals of the World Cup didn’t win the trophy and yet they’re coming home to be celebrated like this? Man, this is beyond beautiful. I love these people. 🇳🇴
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Goosebumps.
What sports moment do you still get chills about?
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A moment that is worth watching. In the midst of so many basic questions that are asked to José Mourinho (and most coaches) on a weekly basis, the journalist of a smaller media outlet [Bola na Rede] asked the following question: "Mr, you already highlighted your game plan of attracting Napoli's pressure to then be able to explore the space in behind, I wanted to ask you about the build-up. What was the importance of Barrenechea [CDM] dropping wide and playing facing towards the opposition, and then Aursnes moving wide in the other side? How important was that in the build-up?" Mourinho: "You know your football. Well done, you know your football... Maybe they'll get you to substitute one of the other 'know it alls' that don't actually know anything. Great question." "Our CDM's wide positioning caused them trouble because they only had 2 midfielders, Elmas and McTominay, so if they pressed we would have more space in the middle, and if they didn't press, Enzo would have time on the ball."
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Everytime I get mad at my sports team for losing, I remind myself of what Giannis said. Arguably my favorite response to a reporter ever.
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Takk og lov for at Bernt Hulsker er tilbake i varmen. Norges kanskje aller morsomste
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Look at the hatred in their faces. 🤣 What a fucking picture. 🇾🇪
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Grimsby Town 😂😂😂😂 Mourinho called it and they called him TOXIC
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🚨🗣 - Zlatan Ibrahimovic on his favourite chant: "I like the United one... it was CRAZY, because it was my first game when they started to sing, and I scored in that game. They kept going for 45 minutes... it was something else." ZLATAN!!! 👑❤️
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How to crack your back correctly 👇
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Rashford rabona assist to Pogba 😮‍💨.
What’s an assist you can never get tired of watching?
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Edited Video from UEFA Europa League, Manchester United v RSC Anderlecht, 20 April 2017. A brilliant rabona from Rashford, Pogba bicyclekick cleared by Anderlecht defender (Uroš Spajić) Mored Vid youtube.com/watch?v=pV1pWV…
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