‘Twas the night before voting, when all through the nation People looked up the details of their polling station. Fibs had been told by politicians desperate for votes About taxes and housing and those on small boats While across the UK there was much corruption chatter With Conservative candidates keen to sidestep the matter Knocking on doors, they found the public most vocal They begged: “Please support us; we’re not Tories, we’re local!” With Lib Dem Ed Davey having the time of his life And Farage returning to cause Tory strife They left Keir's Labour troops well placed for success All set for five years to clean up the mess Campaigning all done, the teams gave a whistle, Raced back to London at the speed of a missile But I heard them exclaim, as they got on their bus “HAPPY ELECTIONS TO ALL, AND PLEASE VOTE FOR US!”