𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑

You brought your new [+2] Armor to his dungeon? 𝐂 𝐔 𝐓 𝐄 .

Left your window open? How careless. Don't forget to cancel any plans you have for the night.

A sneak peek of the lv 10 class advancement exam:

There's something about watching them try to walk on those shaking, well-plowed legs...

Always an easy Summoner's Rift game with him when the other team hits the bullbait brain fog.

Ever wondered why elves go into the dungeon but rarely come out?

How the other bot duo be like when he pulls up in lane:

This is your monster-breeding propaganda for today. Remember, crimes against monster-kind must be paid in cum, blood, and servitude.

Time for your lunch break.

There's no running from it. He's pumping a baby into that tight belly of yours.

Kick and scream all you want. It 𝐄 𝐗 𝐂 𝐈 𝐓 𝐄 𝐒 him.

Oh, he's got more than enough chocolate for all y'all.

Don't think so hard. Dairy cows are meant for much simpler things.

And don't forget to honour the bull at the end of the game.

It's good manners to greet your ADSkank at the beginning of a game.

It's paint night.

How did the bull get wings? Find a useful woman. Retrain her. Use her to find a more powerful woman. Repeat. With each fallen heroine supporting their master wholeheartedly, he only grows stronger. It's no wonder humanity hasn't been able to subdue him.

Bad day at the gym. Neck, now.