@SizeInvestor
Joined January 2026
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I can no longer tell the difference between $ABVX and what is on the toilet paper when I wipe my kid's butt after a poop
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I do not think head of $SPCX IR expected to be on video today when she woke up. I wish her two ice cold martinis after work today.
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Raced back to the car after dropping the kids at school so I could rip my first massive fart of the day. Smelled like a rotten jack-o'-lantern. $ABVX presented "great" data in Spain and the stock price smells the exact same. FALL IS OFFICIALLY HERE BABY!
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$ABVX Friends, Romans, countrymen, it is time for me to rest. I hope to go cold turkey from this cursed site. Wish me luck. I'll remember each and every one of you. Farewell, Shart-A-Lot (FKA Size Investor)
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$abvx is it appropriate to ask my mutual for a quick intro here so I can inquire "what the fuck?"
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I have angel invested into companies that have gone literally to $0 and they caused me significantly less anguish than $ABVX
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Calling $ABVX "derisked" is wrong. It has the most dangerous risk to any business: an absent and truly incompetent leadership team.
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$ABVX leadership has no conception of time value of money
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Shart-A-Lot retweeted
Tommy Bayer
@tommybayertimeAug 19
Watching the NBA as a kid: These ginormous men are my heroes. They are superstars. Warriors. Gladiators. My role models. Watching the NBA as a 30 y/o man: wow look at these young guys go. These amazing young boys. Right out of college too. Beautiful boys. So young. Mm wow
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The $ABVX paradox
Andre-ACGT
@Andre_AGTCAug 19
Sincere question. What hurts more A. Stock running wild up after you sell B. Stock tanks after you buy
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Shart-A-Lot retweeted
yigtrades@yigtradesAug 19
You know you're down bad when you start researching what the company actually does
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I am now conditioned to bracing myself for an $ABVX BO every morning as soon as I wake up and every market close. It's like these weird emotionally elevated gray zones I have 2x/day. Of course it never happens and my life goes on, but I think it's dulling my soul somehow.
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This is the hidden cost of owning $ABVX aside from the obvious opportunity cost of owning any other stock which is skyrocketing
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Do we have proof of life from a single $ABVX board member? I was thinking we need to make sure Marc is alive, but the problem could be deeper than that.
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$ABVX imagine the sweet release of selling out right now, closing your brokerage, deleting Twitter. Never knowing. You would be so much happier. You would be FREE.
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It is hilarious that $WDAY will be acquired before $ABVX And by hilarious I mean I hate it
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Someone bragging they never bought $ABVX
taobanker
@taobankerAug 18
Man. I'm on the verge of buying Porsche & Mercedes. Someone talk me out of this.
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One week has passed and nothing out of Marc's team $ABVX #whereismarc
Shart-A-Lot@SizeInvestorAug 11
I hereby demand proof of life from Marc de Garidel. Go on CNBC holding today's newspaper next to your face. Then tell the world what company is buying $ABVX and the price per share you've negotiated. Thank you.
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Dear Marc, Please do something. Sincerely, Your $ABVX shareholders
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$ABVX feels like an appropriate time to resurface this
Shart-A-Lot@SizeInvestorMay 19
$ABVX guys don't forget that $LLY loves Tuesdays! $LLY also hates you. So no buyout. End of tweet.
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