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Sahil Patel

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Joined January 2012
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See this is why you do mergers! It streamlines operations and eliminates redundancies and… ah… uh…
Sara Fischer Knight (@sarafischer) profile pictureSara Fischer Knight
@sarafischerSep 30
#Breaking: Chairman and CEO David Ellison announces Ynon Kreiz Co-CEO of the anticipated combined Paramount and Warner Bros. Discovery
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Guilty, with the late-30s added element of going through a mid-life crisis (I drive a Bronco).
g a b y (@gabydvj) profile pictureg a b y@gabydvjAug 30
when you turn 31 years old in central brooklyn they give you a state-issued midsize suv so you can spend every third weekend enriching the upstate economy by driving 300 miles to buy $8 lattes and trinkets from various stores that are only open three days a week
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Profile icon -> settings and privacy -> privacy and safety -> mute and block -> “Russo Brothers”
DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmAug 30
The Russo Brothers say that rewatching ‘AVENGERS: ENDGAME’ is required for seeing ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’. “If you saw Endgame when it was originally released, you couldn’t see this coming.” (Source: @Fandango)
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Coyote vs Acme is great. Blocking the view of people sitting behind you by putting your hair up in a ridiculous bun is not great. Next time I’m bringing scissors. Beep beep, snip snip.
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Christopher Nolan’s next movie.
Clash Report (@clashreport) profile pictureClash Report
@clashreportAug 28
WATCH: Thieves steal 105 kg of chicken from a speeding truck in Cairo in a bizarre Fast & Furious-style heist.
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If you're having trouble getting Doomsday tickets, click here: coyotevsacme.com/
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So great to watch the Field of Dreams game, a magical movie featuring “Shoeless” Joe Jackson, sponsored by FanDuel.
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Back in my day, sports teams were owned by jovial elderly gentlemen who passed down their team to their grandsons who then coached said team and led them on a miraculous run to the playoffs before being thwarted at the last minute by Ken Griffey Jr.
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xitter.cf/johndavittontv/status/…
John Davitt (@johndavittontv) profile pictureJohn Davitt@johndavittontvAug 11
Sunset in NYC tonight will be before 8pm for the first time in 94 days, May 9th. In the next 30 days we’ll loose an hour and 15 minutes of daylight.
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Pet peeve: people.
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Finally. Darkness at the end of the tunnel.
New York Metro Weather (@nymetrowx) profile pictureNew York Metro Weather@nymetrowxAug 6
Sunset in NYC on Monday is at 8:00pm. After that, the sun won’t set any later than 8:00pm in NYC again until May 9th, 2027.
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Acting like you’re above going to Cannes is as obnoxious as posting about what you’re doing in Cannes. Everybody shut up—no one cares where you are.
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Who wrote this? A burrito? wsj.com/business/hospitality…
America Is Falling Out of Love With Pizza

America Is Falling Out of Love With Pizza

Restaurant chains are exploring strategy changes as sales slow for the food-delivery mainstay.

wsj.com
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Until someone builds a bigger Agamembomb.
DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm22 Dec 2025
First look at Benny Safdie as Agamemnon in Christopher Nolan’s ‘THE ODYSSEY’
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DAAA BLUE JAYS LOSE
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There is hell. And then there are the Jets.
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Shohei is the greatest baseball player to ever live when the stakes are low.
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So excited to be free of tennis for a few months.
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multiple sclerosis NOW!! xitter.cf/BenMullin/status/19574…
Ben Mullin (@BenMullin) profile pictureBen Mullin@BenMullin18 Aug 2025
news: MSNBC is renaming itself MS NOW (My Source News Opinion World)
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I mean, C’MON!
Sahil Patel (@sizpatel) profile pictureSahil Patel@sizpatel9 Jun 2025
Replying to @MediaEvan
Hear me out: call one Warner Bros. Call the other Discovery.
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