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Charlotte, NC
Joined September 2007
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Votes count double today for the #WPMOYChallenge.
RT to cast yours for @JaredGoff16!
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bartener: does something seem off
waitres: it does
boucer: yes
custmer: definitely
letter thief: [nods]
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It’s time the super-wealthy and big corporations pay their fair share in taxes.
Punter highlights!
.@MrJackFox leads qualifying #NFL punters in both gross 𝗮𝗻𝗱 net punt averages.
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Jon Dalesandry retweeted
Fox News is a hate-for-profit racket that gives a megaphone to racists and conspiracists—it’s designed to turn us against each other, risking life and death consequences, to provide cover for the corruption that’s rotting our government and hollowing out our middle class.
Jon Dalesandry retweeted
Things that are truly pro-life:
- abolishing the death penalty
- vastly improved prenatal care
- universal health care
- vaccinations
- better gun laws
Things that are deeply hateful & not at all pro-life:
- this whole fucking travesty of a misogynistic Georgia abortion law
Jon Dalesandry retweeted
Some good dudes trying to do good things.
Our auction benefiting @StJude Children's Research Hospital inspired by @richeisen #RunRichRun is up and running!! Stafford signed ball, & more up for grabs- 100% goes to St. Jude. Winners named on our Draft Party livestream. Check it at: bit.ly/2UkomZG #FansHelpSickKids
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Damn, y’all, help me out #OnePride
@Tyrellcrosby says 1500 RT for a signed jersey!
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2 votes.
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Jon Dalesandry retweeted
My two-year-old read the "bot-written Olive Garden ad" and asked me, "If it's a compelling joke, why does he have to put it into the mouth of a constructed naive speaker?"
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