Childless Cat and Dog Man

Joined February 2009
Jason Kaplan retweeted
“When we screw it up, we feel like the worst failure.” Drew Barrymore comments on her marriage to Tom Green. Watch her 2015 interview now on YouTube: youtu.be/qW_Eb9eX7ik
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Jason Kaplan retweeted
Get well soon @BillyStrings, and next time listen to Howard!
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Jason Kaplan retweeted
Richard Christy is answering phones today – call into the #SternShow now: 1-833–STERN-SHOW
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Today I fulfilled a long-time radio goal of meeting the great @DonLagreca . No pics for proof because I'm a pro. You'll just have to trust me on this.
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Jason Kaplan retweeted
Howard Stern is live on #Howard100 with @larsulrich sharing a special announcement for @Metallica fans - Tune in NOW! 🔗 sxm.app.link/Howard-Live
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Make no mistake, the violence and chaos caused by Trump-supporting American citizens in Springfield, Ohio is Donald Trump's vision for all of America: rule by fear, lies, intimidation and cruelty. Don't kid yourself that this won't happen in your town next.
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Trump's a perpetual victim terrified by visions of people eating dogs, Elon wants to put a baby in Taylor Swift, and JD Vance wants to monitor your ovaries 24-7. Weird isn't a strong enough word. #FuckingPsychos
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"I just start kissing [attractive women]... Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything." - Donald Trump explaining how he forces himself on women.
Replying to @atrupar
Trump brings up another woman who has accused him of sexual assault, describes the incident in detail, and says "she would not have been the chosen one." (Watch the expressions on his lawyers' faces)
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You can almost hear the worm slowly eating it's way through his old, demented brain... 🪱🪱🪱
Q: What specific legislation will you commit to to make child care affordable? Trump: Well, I would do that and we're sitting down, you know, I was, somebody, we had Marco Rubio and my daughter, Ivanka… But I think when you talk about the kind of numbers that I'm talking about that because the child care is, child care couldn't, you know, there's something you have to have it in this country, you have to have it... I want to stay with child care… So we'll take care of it. Thank you
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This is great..except they didn't use J.D. Vance calling Trump a "moral disaster," "cultural heroin" and "American Hitler"
“Hey Donald, all your friends, all the people that have worked with you, they all think you’re nuts” This new ad by @PsychoPAC24 is absolutely brutal 🔥🔥🔥 @gtconway3d
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I'm surprised it took the MAGA crowd this long to make a Trump sex toy. Finally, you too can be blown by your hero.
They're not beating the weirdness allegations (believe it or not, this is a real ad running on Newsmax)
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It's funny cause it's true
It’s BACK TO SCHOOL time in America. And if we don’t trust Trump with our kids, we can’t trust him with our country. 🎬WATCH my new ad
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Going for two years in a row
As the commissioner of the Emotional Friends (@sternshow) fantasy football league, here’s the draft order (picked randomly) for 2024. Good luck boys!
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WTF this fucking #ESPN #Yankees broadcast? There are middle school podcasts with better production. Holy fuck, I'm watching on delay and not sure how long I can hang...
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Too bad congestion pricing failed. Think about how many more people could have been inconvenienced by NJ Transit and Amtrak this week. Big missed opportunity from the Frowning Friends.
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"Three tickets for Challengers, please!"
Cheers to 25 years since we first heard @MFBrooklyn’s voice in her debut call to the #SternShow! 🥂
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Jason Kaplan retweeted
President Biden to Howard Stern: If I'm reelected with a Democratic Congress, we're going to make Roe v. Wade the law of the land again
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Tune in live now!!!
RIGHT NOW: @HowardStern sits down with @POTUS Joe Biden. Tune in for their 1-on-1 interview only on @SiriusXM! ➡️ sxm.app.link/HSlisten
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If there was ever a case for Robot Umps, this is it. Guy can't even get this call right.
Aaron Boone listened to the umpire and was ejected anyway. You can hear the entire interaction here
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