Engineer by day, subtweet detective by night.

D.M.V.➡ The Bay
Joined August 2011
Took some shots during my lunch break. #BayArea 🔥🔥🔥
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if boondocks was still running his episode woulda did NUMBERS 🤣
A woman sent TMZ a video of DaeJon Love going off on her for working at a strip club saying she could’ve been an NFL wife and telling her she missed her big break.
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Mfs do anything to break the touch barrier 😭😭
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She so cold
This is the Olivia Miles show
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Generational hater
Dillon Brooks has collab with Underdog and his first idea was getting back at Shai Gilgeous-Alexander with a new game called Unethical Hoops
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when a maga trying to celebrate cinco de mayo
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Zaragoza goalkeeper just KO’d another player with a haymaker HOLY SH*T 😭
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14 year old Mohamed Dabone looks like Wemby and Giannis combined 🤯
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SwellySensei retweeted
A new season of boondocks would be generational
Charleston White said LeBrons 5th Ring wasn’t valid and got jumped by laker fans 😭
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Cap
BREAKING: FBI has said that Iran could attack California with drones, per ABC
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Lmaooo
BREAKING: Iran rejects cease-fire negotiations, says ready for U.S. ground invasion, per TIME
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You had to be there
This was peak.
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Country turning into Russia
New combat sport league where heavyweights just sprint full speed into each other
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Fam
People are collecting Jarrell Miller's toupee like it's a Pokémon card 😭😭
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Gahdam
Build Sham God a statue for what he’s turned AB into
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SwellySensei retweeted
The Best Tweet of 2026.
When you were right about currency debasement but bought bitcoin instead of gold, silver or copper
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I wanted to do PPP so bad smh
Me watching people peacefully making money illegally, but I know if I try it, God will use me to set an example
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i wouldn’t go with that verbiage
DC got a sniper man
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Done fucked up the church's money 😭
Ma’am just go home 😂
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