@SirPuppetPaul

Senior data analyst also #BSL / #ChronicPain / #Code (#DotNet, #Python & #SQL) / #LondonUnderground / #Maps / #Photography / #Sarcasm / #Tech / #Thunderbirds

 Birmingham (via Solihull), UK.
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Joined June 2020
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I've got back into twitter recently, sharing photos and I just couldn't be happier! Oh and I'm also wishing random people happy birthday and stuff and that's also fun.
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My flipping elbow! I can't really see too well but someone at work reckoned it looks worse. Just about managed to get a photo and the doctor wants to see me tomorrow morning. Probably explains why it bloody kills when I even slightly rub it against something!! 🙄
𝗣𝗮𝘂𝗹 (Sign name: Puppet)@SirPuppetPaulOct 16
And my elbow is infected. Called my GP, who called me back in under 5 minutes! Antibiotics it is then. It's slightly warm, red and a bit minging! Fed up!!!
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Exactly @Helen_Whately
Ms Dayglo 🇵🇸 🇮🇪@MsDaygloOct 19
Why have you been claiming £25k-39k a year for a London flat? The commute from your owned property is easy. You could stay at a Premier Inn on odd nights when you can't get back. You don't need a fecking 3k a month London flat. Parasite.
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Britain People
@Britain_PeopleOct 19
🔴@Helen_Whately, Shadow Secretary of State for Work & Pensions, has claimed £2 MILLION expenses in 10 years. £300,000 relates to her own travel and accommodation - yet she only lives 50 miles from London. Her boss, @KemiBadenoch has 3 children, claims £2.7K per month to rent a 6 bed farmhouse & tried to claim expenses for a family holiday. The country can't afford these @Conservatives. - @Heccles94
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@Britain_PeopleOct 13
🔴@Helen_Whately, Shadow Secretary of State for Work & Pensions, has claimed £2 MILLION expenses in 10 years. £300,000 relates to her own travel and accommodation - yet she only lives 50 miles from London. Her boss, @KemiBadenoch has 3 children, claims £2.7K per month to rent a 6 bed farmhouse & tried to claim expenses for a family holiday. The country cant afford these @Conservatives. - @Heccles94
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And you should stop claiming expenses! Disabled people didn't choose to be disabled. You chose to put your expense claim in even when you and your wealthy husband could afford to pay it. Do you claim MP lunches too? I pay for my own. @Helen_Whately
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@ConservativesOct 18
Young people should hear about what they can do, not what they can't. The next Conservative government will help them into work, not leave them signing on the moment they leave school.
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Jamie Kay
@TheRealJamieKayOct 17
You go into Poundland for some batteries and a packet of biscuits and accidentally walk into the final round of the UFC.
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No Context Brits
@NoContextBritsOct 17
This man has a Sikh sense of humour.
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Jane-Marie@mariejane2020Oct 17
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BladeoftheSun@BladeoftheSOct 16
The Tories have called for a 5 year freeze on the Minimum Wage to 'fix unemployment'. Corporate profits in the UK are £680bn a year, enough to employ 25.1m people on the Minimum Wage full time, including NI payments. There are only 1.8m unemployed people.
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And my elbow is infected. Called my GP, who called me back in under 5 minutes! Antibiotics it is then. It's slightly warm, red and a bit minging! Fed up!!!
𝗣𝗮𝘂𝗹 (Sign name: Puppet)@SirPuppetPaulOct 14
This recovery can get in the bloody bin. Over four hours at A and E (after calling 111). I slipped coming out of the shower, landed on the floor (not on my bad leg thankfully) but on my elbow. Lots of blood!! Thankfully not broken. Glued shut. Awful sleep. #SubtalarJointFusion
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This recovery can get in the bloody bin. Over four hours at A and E (after calling 111). I slipped coming out of the shower, landed on the floor (not on my bad leg thankfully) but on my elbow. Lots of blood!! Thankfully not broken. Glued shut. Awful sleep. #SubtalarJointFusion
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It doesn't feel as stiff this morning as it did but it still hurts. My note runs out today. I'm going back tomorrow because I'm bored out of my head. Going to try and do mornings for a week or two. Who wants to see my elbow?!
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Massimo
@Rainmaker1973Oct 13
An extremely rare picture of wild buses drinking water.
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Moody_Dr🚏ver©️™️ 🚍@N0TINSERVICEOct 12
Some of you will say this is AI 😉
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Morning, it's #StoryTime. Saturday I had an ASOS delivery for the people two before me here (occasionally get junk mail for them). Quite an unusual name and so I tried to find him. Nothing. Asked in the local FB group, nothing. Then yesterday his Mum knocked on the door, 1/3
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explained his mistake and that he now lives in Derbyshire and she was the closest. I looked online again with my new information and there's a guy who lives there, knocked down an old lady, sent to prison for 4 years in late 2021 and suspended from driving for 9. She said 2/3
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that the package was a suit for a job interview. He has to go the same guy right? This is his first interview since leaving prison. A criminal in my house?! Whatever will the neighbours think! 3/3
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Saturday I had a parcel for the people that lived here twice before me. Tried to locate the guy on the local FB group, nothing. His Mum came today and said he lived in Derbyshire now. Googled him again with my new information. He's been in prison for knocking down an old lady!
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Since February 2015 and my initial accident, I have really missed the mountains but this is insane! bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cr89…

Stourport man scales Yr Wyddfa three times barefoot for charity

Josh Mantle, from Stourport, says he is "really proud" of himself for completing the challenge.

bbc.co.uk
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Just spent the last couple of hours tweaking yet another spreadsheet and playing with a bit of python. My geek head is happy but even with elevation, my foot is screaming. Work on Thursday is going to be fun even if I just do mornings as planned. 🙄
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Why does tea taste better in a thin mug whereas coffee you need a mug with a slightly thicker rim? #MiddleAgedTweet
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