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The world's foremost theatricalist, Sir Nigel Longstock has appeared for decades.

Joined June 2012
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Bro what.
Having fled Brazil on the advice of his lawyers, soon to be ex-president Jair Bolsonaro is seeing in the new year at the Orlando home of former UFC fighter José Aldo. One of Aldo's bedrooms is "minion" themed.
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At a bar in Iowa City and this just happened
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For me, it's still the double flying knee. youtube.com/watch?v=lEXEeS9P…
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Everything is music!
Replying to @DannStupp
Yes but only because @SirNigelL is with us and he’s clearly on molly.
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Whoa. Huge news locally.
Breaking: The Montana Public Service Commission has voted 3-2 to end Republic Services’ decades-long monopoly on garbage hauling services in Missoula County. A competitor, L&L Site Services, will now be allowed to enter the market. Story tk
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Nigel is officially extinct as a baby name. @ONS has released full 2020 baby names data. There were 189 boys called Kylo, 142 called Kacper, 86 called Aadam, 64 called Cai. Not a single* Nigel
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Definitely not for children @SirNigelL
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Breadgame! cc: @SirNigelL
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On this week's CME live chat we hear a story about @chaddundas finding a cell phone under a pile of leaves in his yard and when he fires it up he sees a message saying, "Just bring me back the phone and everything will be all right." patreon.com/posts/cme-patreo…
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Sir Nigel tests positive for performance enhancing song
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Looks like Frank Mir has been eating really clean. images.app.goo.gl/wjoC24PddV…
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One time my cousin ate so clean he put his fist through a car window.
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This week's episode of MasterTweet Theatre (beginning at the 52:15 mark) is "brought to you by FauxTee, the realistic false goatee for men." comainevent.com/episode-369-…
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On this week's CME, @benfowlkesMMA & I discuss the MMA's world's appetite to see Conor McGregor return to the cage & wonder if our perception of him has forever changed. Plus, sup with your mouthpiece, Matt Mitrione? comainevent.com/episode-369-…
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That’s why you show up in person to @SirNigelL’s wedding, right there.
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Wear your Cowboy Astronaut t-shirt and strangers will offer you drugs, guaranteed.* * not guaranteed
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Really cool Tito stopped for a photo with this kid before he deployed to Iraq.
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Thanks to Bobby Knuckles for coming over on short notice to help me move my refrigerator.
#BREAKING: Robert Whittaker out of #UFC234 title fight with hernia wp.me/p3WzJ0-1BvV
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New favourite shirt @chaddundas @benfowlkesMMA @SirNigelL didn't quite make it for Christmas but then it had a long way to go.