House husband and local hero, Jim Royle. Find me in front of the TV or down the Feathers. Twitter My Arse.
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“Perhaps you have a favourite phone box?”
Went to get my change out once and someone had filled the coin return with human shit. So yeah, wouldn’t be that phone box. #BBCBreakfast
One of the worst innovations of the modern age is that 4x strength dilute squash.
Impossible to get the quantity right, tastes like piss as a result. False economy.
“People are happy to spend £6 or £7 on a takeaway coffee”
Oh aye, they’re fucking overjoyed at those prices.
'Money-saving hack' for school photos is illegal, photographer warns
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In your face to all the fuckers who got Oasis codes. You won’t be seeing them next year because we’re all going to be dead.
🚨🇷🇺 NEW: Russian authorities are responding to an incident after a suspected dangerous infection was released following a laboratory accident
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Blackmail. Aye, that’ll convince people of your innocence.
Exclusive with @AlexDooler @DNair5
UAE officials have warned the UK government that the severity of Man City’s punishment could undermine their appetite for future grand-scale commitments in Britain, according to people familiar with the matter
They consider the Premier League’s actions to have an influence on the bilateral state relationship, the people said, asking not to be identified discussing undisclosed information
The extraordinary pressure comes after Andy Burnham faced criticism, including from within government, for saying Man City’s Abu Dhabi owners should not be disqualified specifically because of the investment they bring to Britain
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It’s hard to feel sorry for Man City fans. I mean, if they believed they were turning over more than Madrid, they’re just fucking stupid. You can’t feel sorry for pure ignorance on that level.
What’s the best case scenario for them now? If they win on appeal they’ll have done so again via a loophole. They’ll still have cheated like fuck, but wormed their way out of it.
“Here more than ever”. And by here, he means in his NYC penthouse, riding it out.
I want every single @ManCity fan to know I am here; more than ever. I am, always have been, always will, be behind my club, my owner, my chairman, Ferran, the players, staff, Enzo and you, our unique supporters.
Let me be clear: we will get through this together.
I love you all 🩵
Pep Guardiola to City fans: “I am here, more than ever. We will get through this together”
Here more than ever in the sense that he jumped ship the second he got a whiff of this. Getting through it together in the sense that he will be 3000 miles away.
Top, top journalism. Harassing the cunt until he has to walk off, all the while barely able to conceal his smirk. Fantastic.
"Do you apologise to football fans? The Premier League says 'sham' contracts, is this a 'sham' club?"
@RobHarris questions Man City chief executive Ferran Soriano after the club was found guilty of all charges related to Premier League's financial rules
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