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Poop train conductor.

Joined February 2014
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Never forget how good Seahawks RB Shaun Alexander was. September of 2002, he ran for FIVE touchdowns... 5 TDs... IN THE FIRST HALF. xitter.cf/NFLLegacy/status…
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when you forget which one you poisoned
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Every NFL teams season in a Simpsons clip: a thread
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This is why Marshawn Lynch is a Seahawks legend 😂 “Are you a 49ers fan?” “Yes” “Fuuuuuck You” On repeat 😂 xitter.cf/SmashAtoms_/status/175…
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1 team for good. Seahawks.
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This overhead angle @Bijan5Robinson's one-handed catch and touchdown is WILD. (via @AtlantaFalcons)
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I gotta say, I love this kid. Terrible decision obviously. But it might make him better. Love the emotion.
Part of Kelenic’s opening comments
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Take a minute of your day, it is well worth it, to listen to #Seahwks quarterback @GenoSmith3's message on mental health. Powerful. (Via @Seahawks)
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The tweeter + favourite film
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[Showmethemortys] Playoff Bound!#Seahawks #nfl
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Focus of the offseason needs to be getting players who can pressure the qb, that is what is really hurting this defence.
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this poor guy didn’t think he’d still be making these in week 11
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A beast that cannot be tracked.
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This woman thinks drug dealers are handing out fentanyl on Halloween. Why? Because Fox News told her.
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I have no words…
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Rock Lockett. Retweet this Tweet for your chance to win a free @TDLockett12 Action Green Jersey!
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Paw Paw lifeless and kids just grinning. Kids ain’t 💩
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