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"nobody is coming to save you" umm my friend is literally coming over and we're gonna watch a movie
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i can tell when a guy is fat off big hearty homecooked meals vs spamming fast food and takeout and snacks. his soul has a stronger aura. i can fetishize him.
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the honeymoon stage lasts forever if you date people who see Romance as not only a vehicle for courting, but as a medium in which to live forever
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the ideal boyfriend is like that beautiful pampered borzoi that, upon being attacked by an off-leash pit bull, suddenly and unexpectedly tore its throat right out
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Banishment is pretty funny as far as punishments go. Just get the fuck out of here dude. Scram
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just saw a man who only follows his girl and only replies to her posts i have to kill myself
























