eScapegoat

It's been a pretty good year and Elul for the eScapegoat. I received almost 1,000 sins. But sadly it's time to say goodbye. Off to the digital desert I go forever. See you next year. escgoat.com

G'mar Chatima Tovah. Have a meaningful fast. escgoat.com

Time is of the essence. Only a few more hours until Kol Nidre. Offload your sins with me your eScapegoat at escgoat.com

"Pretending to not notice the feelings of people who are sad when I don't have time to listen." via buff.ly/2vUxBRN

"Acting like I always know best." via buff.ly/2vUxBRN

"I stalk my children online." via buff.ly/2vUxBRN

"Not spending more time with my dad." via buff.ly/2vUxBRN

"I lose my temper with my kids and husband." via buff.ly/2vUxBRN

"I love my dog more than I love my husband." via buff.ly/2vUxBRN

"Lying to my friends." via buff.ly/2vUxBRN

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"I'm sorry to have hurt my partner's heart. May G'd bless him release him from pain shortly." via buff.ly/2vUxBRN

"I sometimes send bothersome emails to journalists and pretend to be my pet rabbit." via buff.ly/2vUxBRN

"I missed my bro in law's dad's out of state funeral bc of work. I don't think my sister will ever understand." via buff.ly/2vUxBRN

"I find my sister really frustrating and annoying." via buff.ly/2vUxBRN

"I have been impatient with my son." via buff.ly/2vUxBRN

"Didn't give enough tzedaka." via buff.ly/2vUxBRN

"Not waiting long enough after eating meat and ate dairy." via buff.ly/2vUxBRN

"Eating a fish meal from Long John Silver's." via buff.ly/2vUxBRN

"Not studying Torah enough." via buff.ly/2vUxBRN