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cuando no vivis con tu mama entonces te olvidas que esta loca y decis que daño puede hacer aceptarle una merienda un domingo
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“Can you believe he didn’t place the dishes the right way in the dishwasher??” meanwhile I toss plates in that thing like frisbees
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Lowkey when a woman talks about her incompetent idiot husband he always sounds like me
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the general public will be tested as soon as cardan pulls out the tail
Amazon has acquired the rights to Holly Black’s ‘THE FOLK OF THE AIR’ series for an adaptation.
🔗 people.com/holly-black-annou…
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deeply saddened by the passing of my colleague, Literal Hitler. while we disagreed on many things, he always knew how to make us laugh.
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This woman had to go after love, theoretically. She could have picked any other dumb book of ali like bride or whatever. Why this?????
Amazon MGM Studios has acquired the film rights to Ali Hazelwood’s novel ‘LOVE, THEORETICALLY.’
Colleen Hoover is set to produce the film.
🔗: deadline.com/2026/06/love-th…
The premise of these cocktail films fills me the raw disgust like so you had one film about two beautiful women going loser over one average man and decided let’s do that again??? India’s losing it
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does anyone else have an old & severely outdated Cassandra Clare post that they’re weirdly attached to?? or is that just me
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she's eating dosas like it's pancakes but i'm wrong to say ana didn't do proper research....yeah right
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she’s overhated and charlotte is underhated
queria que alguém enchesse a cara e me ligasse xitter.cf/aquamrae/status/200982…
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I’m actually bawling my eyes out no one speak to me for the rest of the day



























