@Simply_Dale
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PoloMan
@polo_man404Oct 19
Facts people be leaving good in search of better they be leaving Heros and end up with Zeros 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴
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:(@TheBionicDamOct 19
Common sense is chasing Diogo Dalot but he’s faster
.@saundzoOct 19
Angle of approach makes me feel sick, what the

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Hilarious
Wesley ✨
@wesleytypesOct 18
I can't believe they put a reference to The Office in Cyberpunk 2077. 😂
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“moving forward”
CulturedUpdatez
@CulturedUpdatezOct 18
Shannon Sharpe says that Deion Sanders may need to change the way he recruits players moving forward 👀 “It ain't about you, it's about these kids.” Unc states that today's top recruits expect coaches to personally visit their homes and meet their families. "Guys ain't coming. If you can't go to their house, their grandma's house, their mom's house, their granddad's house, they're not coming. It's just not enough for you to be Deion Sanders, Coach Prime." "You have to take yourself out of the equation. It ain't about you, it's about these kids. And you got to show them that it's about them." [ via @nightcap / #gobuffs ]
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Rany Jazayerli@jazayerliOct 18
As a Muslim I have been workshopping and refining the perfect answer to this accusation for 25 years, and he just...tweeted it out. He is so damn good at this.
Dr. Abdul El-Sayed
@AbdulElSayedOct 18
This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.
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@BattleRapBumOct 16
mizukiiii@mizaxemOct 16
You meet ur 18 year old self, but uu can only say 3 words. What do you say??
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this kid would be a 5-star, 0.9945 composite on the 247 school shooter rankings, and you buy him a gun??
Sarah Fields
@SarahisCensoredOct 16
🚨 OREGON SCHOOL SHOOTER IDENTIFIED John Griffin has been identified as the shooter responsible for the tragic school shooting in Oregon. His mother has been identified as Shauntai Nickerson. I located these photographs on Facebook, including one showing Griffin alongside his mother. I have personally reached out to Shauntai Nickerson for comment. I am awaiting a response and will continue following the investigation as additional verified information becomes available.
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Kazeem Famuyide 🇳🇬 🍎
@KazeemOct 17
These videos been killing me all week lmaooooo
ROD
@CANTCMELOOct 16
Had to code switch during my job interview today.
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Adam Kaufman
@AdamMKaufmanOct 17
First-round exit
Underdog NBA
@UnderdogNBAOct 17
Joel Embiid on the Sixers' stars needing to sacrifice, via @krisrhim1: "I'm against the concept of sacrificing. I think the way I explained it was you do what you do best and we're going to support you ... I don't think anybody has to take a backseat."
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CousinShane
@SECcousinShaneOct 16
Tesla
@TeslaOct 16
Roadster transforms in Track Mode These aero features aren't just for looks: they provide the best passive downforce package of any road car (approaching F1 levels!) with wing actuation driven by the @Tesla_Optimus actuator system
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Better Men
@Better_menOct 15
The way everywhere became cold
Dr God Abeg ooo
@Mr_TherapistafOct 15
The silence is deafening… first time Ace impressed me. He said the quiet part out loud.
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@JaysXLNCOct 15
Dad a sicko for driving 6 hours knowing he wasn’t touching the court😭😭
Fullcourtpass
@FullcourtpassOct 15
When AJ Dybantsa got a C- in a class his father called his AAU coach and told him he was not to play in the next game under any circumstances Ace and AJ drove 6 hours from Brockton to Philly, he warmed up like normal, and when the game started he sat on the bench the entire time AJ cried on the 6 hour car ride back home (nytimes.com/athletic/7649979…)
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!@ShotEmOn38thStOct 15
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Lance Corporate
@lance_corporateOct 12
Being a dad is just telling yourself “it’s been an expensive month, we’ll get back on track next month” over and over again until you die
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Tobe Nwigwe@TobeNwigweOct 11
CHINEKE ft. @BustaRhymes OUT NOW. 🗣️ SO KINDLY AS I WELCOME N****S BACK TO THE JUNGLE!!!! THE BRIDGE. OUT NOW. orcd.co/thebridge-listen
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😭😭😭😭😭
The Rizz Bible
@rizzolosophyOct 11
Speedy School of Rizz😂😂😂
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𝐎𝐘𝐈𝐍𝐋𝐎𝐋𝐀 
@Oyinlola_cfcOct 10
Are you’re still seeing bro???
Max Red
@Utd__max10May 13
WHAT YOU SEE WHAT I SEE
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(Meri)@Meritxell2014Oct 10
Una lástima que no hubieran más tiros de cámara. Esta criatura lleva el ritmo en las mitocondrias y eleva la expresividad al infinito.
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Jake 🐍
@MindOfJakeUpOct 10
Told all the homies to tail my 6 man… the first leg chalked
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The Rev. Dr. Auntie Michelle She/Her@iamn0tthe1Oct 10
In honor of the happy news of Sonya Curry remarrying, it’s only fitting to bring back the best Tweet thread in the history of Black Twitter by our good brother @solomonmissouri #InstantClassic
IT WAS NEVER GOING TO BE ME@solomonmissouri23 Aug 2021
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