You know how the saying goes. Don’t judge a pitch until Australia have batted on it twice.

Australia are all out and they trail Temba Bavuma by 80 runs.

The best argument for enforcing the follow-on is that you get another innings of not hearing Marnus Labuschagne in the field.

St George’s band better get fired up early to drown out the sound of nicks.

Australian all-pace attack? Already celebrating them getting docked Test Championship points for a slow over rate.

Unpopular opinion but I reckon Matt Renshaw might get player of the match.

Good thing the Proteas picked two spinners to emulate the greatest ever performance by a spinner.

Australians getting some reverse swing. SuperSport cameramen on high alert.

Durban darkness, now is your time to…well, not shine.

Australia's lead is silencing the home "crowd".

Ooh look at me I’m Steve Smith and I take a lot of catches. Grow up.

One in every 20 people in the crowd will be wearing a Sonny Bill Williams mask which is why no-one is wearing one at Kingsmead.

Australia: “Stop talking about the sandpaper!” South Africa: “All right. How do you pronounce Labuschagne?” Australia: “Okay, let’s go back to the sandpaper.”

The science is hard to explain, but Anrich Nortje’s moustache makes him bowl quicker.

Unfortunate that Jonsson Workwear are sponsoring the Proteas in the only format that doesn’t allow two-tone shirts.

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When Neil Barnes was on the Italy coaching staff, that Netflix Six Nations doccie showed a meeting where he didn’t know their best player’s name.

Has Codie Taylor stopped bleeding yet?

This Rugby's Greatest Rivalry series sets up our World Cup quarter-final nicely.

Every night this week I’ve had this nightmare where I’m falling and falling and it stops when Ox stretches out his soft hands and catches me.