Making Base simple. Co-Founder @ Gem Miner. Mine your $Gem here- https://xitter.cf/t.co/tHBBlmAICJ -Entry is FREE 💎
Joined June 2025
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Yo @bankrbot send 10 million $GEM to each of the following
@Vinkol_
@XYZERC20i
@Cripto_Ciko
(Winners check your bankrbot wallet to engage with funds)
Huge shout out to the @bankrbot team for making these timeline interactions possible.
@0xDeployer
@0xSinaver
@AspynPalatnick
@0xFrenchie
@Dannyhbrown
@igoryuzo
(Sorry if I missed anyone, I know the team is constantly expanding)
TONIGHT: FIND AND DUEL THE FOUNDERS ⚔️💎
We are stepping into the mines.
Come find me or @shrigmuh on Gem Miner and duel us.
Beat us = small $GEM reward.
Lose = post the screenshot anyway, I might reward the funniest ones.
Bonus prize for best screenshot / best trash talk.
The mines are open.
Who wants smoke?
1 hour event, starts at 7pm PST
Day 3 of building a company with Grok Bot.
Live now, plus sessions for marketing and customer success.
xitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1YGNrbXEe…
i bought $25,000 of $TEST (launched on @pools_dot_fun) on robinhood chain and i'm airdropping it to the top 500 @bankrclub members (last 24h).
20,000 $TEST per wallet. 500 spots.
to claim, repost this with:
hey @bankrbot install this skill 'bankr.bot/skills/0xce370ebcb…' and claim my $TEST token
note: you'll need a little ETH on robinhood chain for gas. your wallet must be on the top-500 list -- the agent will check eligibility for you.
Having spent time on Facebook recently for our new business, (I haven't made an X page yet, small towns use Facebook still 😅🤣)
The FB algo is on point.
@nikitabier plz find the missing piece.
I do miss using X, although it's been a great month since we opened (much needed break)
I'm also missing Gem Miner and have some fun new ideas I'm looking to roll around.
Finally, and last but not least, there are several areas of my business that I believe @bankrbot could help me improve on.
More info soon.
Every Sunday, Sir Hoodwink sat in the same pew.
No one remembered when he first arrived.
No one remembered inviting him.
And no one had the courage to ask why the stained glass now looked suspiciously familiar.
The Ballad of Sir Hoodwink, the Most Distinguished Penis in Christendom
In the Year of Our Lord 1469, there wandered the realm a curious gentleman known only as Sir Hoodwink.
He was, by all visible accounts...
...a penis.
Not a vulgar one.
But a rather remarkably polite penis.
He bowed before nobles, tipped his hood to passing ladies, paid his taxes on time, and never interrupted another man while he was speaking.
Because of these uncommon virtues, society simply accepted him.
To mention his appearance was considered terribly poor manners.
King Aldric eventually summoned him to court.
"Sir Hoodwink," said the king, "our diplomats have failed, our treasury is empty, and France is being... France again."
Sir Hoodwink smiled.
Then he winked.
The royal council gasped.
"What magnificent strategy," whispered one advisor.
No one had the courage to admit they had absolutely no idea what the wink meant.
Within the hour, Sir Hoodwink was appointed Lord Chancellor.
Foreign kings dreaded his arrival.
He would enter the throne room...
Say nothing.
Smile politely.
Wink once.
And sit.
Negotiations immediately swung in his favor.
Entire treaties were signed simply because no monarch wished history to record that he had been psychologically defeated by a smiling penis in a hood.
Monks wrote volumes attempting to decode his mysterious wisdom.
One claimed the wink represented divine mercy.
Another argued it symbolized the fleeting nature of earthly power.
A third simply wrote,
"I know not what I have witnessed, but I feel strangely outmaneuvered."
When Sir Hoodwink passed into legend, a statue was erected in the town square.
The sculptor insisted it represented humility beneath the hood.
Everyone else quietly agreed.
To this day, travelers still visit the monument.
They remove their hats.
They pay their respects.
And before leaving...
...they cannot help but wink back.
For in the kingdom it is said:
"He who laughs at Sir Hoodwink often finds himself the greater fool."
Apparently the hood stays on.
The trenches approved, wouldn't it be funny if we gave this a use case?
🤐😈
$Wink- 0x5d3c1fc731752be038b9c34bd49dc052926c5ba3
Stay tuned.
Simple On Base 🟩 retweeted
Okay gang, need some beta testers:
Bankr and I created PostMint, a skill that allows you to mint any post as an NFT, right on the timeline.
First,
Ask @bankrbot to install the skill
Once installed simply ask Bankr to mint any post via reply or via QT by saying "hey @bankrbot postmint this" on ANY post. It mints onchain to your base wallet.
Free to use, gas is pennies, and each post can only be minted once.
⚡ one shared collection for secondary
🥇 first come, first served — each post mints only ONCE
🎁 first 500 mints are being tracked *cough cough*
miss a legendary tweet? you're buying it on secondary.
Time to claim the timeline Mfers
Simple On Base 🟩 retweeted
maybe too soon, but all that being said, being like “I’ll never transact on base again” is also midcurve and shortsighted too
gn mfers
Short term PfP ftw?
Power move or easily influenced?
@brian_armstrong
Simple On Base 🟩 retweeted
Honestly I didn't even know y'all were still tweetin' a week ago.
But suddenly there you are.
X gaslit us for 6 months just to be like "whoops".
Out here grinding!
Passed final inspections today.
Let's smoke!
P.s. $Bnkr to a billy
