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Joined January 2009
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A chartered FedEx cargo plane carrying a pair of Chinese giant pandas, Ping Ping and Fu Shuang, landed in Atlanta in the southeastern United States on Sunday morning. #GiantPanda #PingPing #FuShuang #ZooAtlanta #PandaConservation #China
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Congrats to the team on their launch πŸ₯‚ Collector Crypt RWAs are now available on Robinhood Chain through the Stonkbrokers ecosystem. What a time!
Introducing "The Alley" on @RobinhoodCrypto A mysterious location off-the-wall where anything goes. Claw machines connecting you to over 50K collectible trading cards valued at $54M USD. Open 24/7. Powered by @collector_crypt - the billion dollar titan of RWAs onchain. Thanks for the light. 🚬 thecardwall.com/alley
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We are pleased to announce that you can now track and interact with your StonkBrokers Smart LP positions on Robinhood Chain in real time, directly via the @Rabby_io wallet iOS/Android interface under the DeFi section. StockFi infrastructure becoming easier to access every day.
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I just created two interns from my Managing Director StonkBroker. I’ve decided to send these two interns to @NFTCUZ, who is helping guide narrative for the community and Discord, and to @iamMRJOUBREL, for his assistance with graphic design and GIFs/GIPHY for the StonkBrokers community. Both interns receive 2.5% of my lifetime distribution shares and can track their progress as they earn enough to get their own StonkBroker. Welcome to the firm.
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rTokens are now live on StonkBrokers. Trade 1,700+ tokenized RWAs by @RealityFi_xyz with native U.S. stock liquidity from Day 1, powered by @BitgetWallet @BitgetWalletX. Start trading rTokens today.
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The StonkLauncher and Smart LP Vaults by StonkBrokers are now officially live on Arbitrum One. @arbitrum
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1/ a BTS look at our Nightshades launch. Last night we deployed 4 NFT collections and tested their custom Anvils. This morning we are deploying the final AnvilAMMs for each. We will deposit 1,200 NFTs of each faction to generate 1.2bn tokens per faction. The Faction Tokens will be deposited into custom Stonklauncher contracts for their fair launch this afternoon. The fair launches start with a 99% anti-snipe fee that goes to 0% after one hour. 50% of these fees will go towards buying the Survivor tokens of Night 1! The NFT claim will be open concurrently to the token fair launch. We are targeting 1pm EDT subject to final security checks. BAYC fcfs claims will open 45 minutes after Meebs/Brokers claims. The NFTs are deflationary via Anvil, as holders can activate their NFTs (10% fee) to receive a share of trading fees. 1 NFT = 1mm Faction tokens on Anvil.
Some notes on today's Nightshades launch. Both NFTs and faction tokens will be on Robinhood Chain No AL? Everyone can participate in the fair launch of the faction tokens at the same time as the NFT mint The 400 Zombie NFTs reserved for BAYC are FCFS and will open 45 minutes into the Meebits/Stonkbrokers claim Delegate is supported but if you have multiple delegate wallets please stop by our Discord to choose one We are targeting 1pm EDT launch, subject to final security checks. We will confirm time as soon as ready The NFT mint will be accessible through nightshades.meebco.com Faction tokens will launch through a custom @ClutchMarkets Stonklauncher @opensea is our official secondary market for Nightshades NFTs
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geldrausch retweeted
πŸ”₯ 1111 FREE NFTs. OLIGARCHS ARE BACK. Our first NFT launched as a FREE and went $350+ Now, the next chapter of CONSENSUS begins. 🟒 WHITELIST IS LIVE πŸ”— whitelist.consensus.games πŸ’Ž Complete the portal tasks and hold $PONZI to boost your chances. πŸͺ™ Official $PONZI CA: 0x62336fcFE2248a7377b534eBa1B2232043a3746A > 0% team NFT allocation. > 0% team revenue share. > 100% community focused gaming. 🎟️ Burn your 777 Oligarch secure your guaranteed FREE mint allocation. 1 Oligarch burned = 1 guaranteed FREE mint. To everyone who stood with us, we haven't forgotten you. This next chapter belongs to the community.
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The Nightshades Special Project on Robinhood Chain will be one of the most fun, degenerate and unique onchain experiments ever attempted, so let’s break down each step and how the flywheel works. LAUNCH Nightshades consists of 4 competing factions. Each faction has its own NFT collection and its own token, meaning 4 NFTs and 4 tokens all launch simultaneously when the game begins. All 4 tokens begin trading with an anti-snipe tax starting at 99% and gradually falling to 0%. During this period you can buy, but you cannot sell. The earlier you try to snipe, the more ETH you feed directly back into the game. NIGHT β€” EVERY 24 HOURS Every 24 hours, Night is triggered onchain. The moment Night begins, public token trading AND NFT trading across all 4 factions are disabled while the next outcome is determined. Cross-chain Chainlink VRF generates the randomness for each Night, with the result delivered through Chainlink CCIP. Nobody knows beforehand which factions will survive or how severe the damage will be. 75% of nights β†’ 1 faction survives and 3 take damage 25% of nights β†’ 2 factions survive and 2 take damage The same random result determines the severity of the Night. Damaged factions have between 20% and 80% of their LP pulled, with safeguards ensuring a pool can never be completely drained. SUNRISE Once the Night is resolved, token and NFT trading reopen and Sunrise begins. Token swaps reopen with a 99% anti-snipe tax that gradually falls to 0% over 60 minutes. This applies to BOTH buys and sells. After the 60-minute Sunrise, normal trading resumes with the standard 1% pool fee until the next Night. THE FLYWHEEL Every anti-snipe tax is recycled back into the ecosystem: 50% β†’ boosts the next Night 10% β†’ LP for the taxed faction 13.33% β†’ StockBooster 13.33% β†’ protocol 13.34% β†’ creator / Meebits Every 24-hour cycle helps fund the next one. As more players join, more volume flows through the factions and more taxes accumulate, the size of the nighttime buys and boost pots can theoretically grow extremely large. Users can also activate their Nightshades NFTs through The Anvil AMM to earn rewards generated by the AMM itself. Activation removes faction tokens from circulation, creating another deflationary mechanism across all 4 tokens. You do not need to mint to participate. You can enter by minting if you have an allocation, buying any of the 4 faction tokens through Uniswap, or buying one of the NFTs on secondary. CIVILIZATIONS PROTOCOL Nightshades is the first implementation of a new onchain contract suite I developed called the Civilizations Protocol. The Civilizations Protocol is the underlying infrastructure that powers the entire game: simultaneous faction launches, anti-snipe mechanics, recurring 24-hour Nights, Chainlink-powered random outcomes, liquidity damage and survival, Sunrise trading, tax redistribution, NFT interactions and the economic flywheel connecting each round to the next. Nightshades is the first ever civilization built on top of it.
Nightshades Launch Details NFT Mint & Faction Tokens launch: Monday 9/14 at 1pm EDT Game guide: nightshades.meebco.com Allocations and Process πŸ‘‡
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I said, I will look at the solana:92LKNLj4aU9sjUKkgH5mQCuQTPSr42HwF2QrdWDApump based from traditional finance view. The first exercise for everyone wanting to also do this is to figure out what kind of yield you expect. I take 8% as this is roughly what is seen as the long term yield for the US stock market, but you can choose whatever you are looking for. Now the last 7 day average rewards per T0 Stonkbroker is 3.20$ per day or roughly 100$ per month. That is 1200$ a year. If these 1200$ should be 8% yield, then what price would I pay for the NFT to exactly hit this? 100$ * 12 (month) / 0.08 = 15000$ Ok, that is more than what I can buy a Stonkbroker on Opensea at the moment. The lowest price there is 9000$ (3.63 ETH) Ok, letΒ΄s reverse calculate the yield: Annual reward = 100$ Γ— 12 = 1200$ Yield = 1200$ / 9000$ = 13.33% So at the (what I would call base level) average 7 day reward of 3.20$ per day you get a 13.33% return in yield from the marketing rewards if you buy the floor price NFT at 9000$ The average reward per day since the beginning of the Stonkbrokers project is 16.12$ Now make assumptions what the upcoming special products, starting Monday with @MeebitCompany will do and act accordingly. This view on the floor price and because it is linked with the token price should also give you the answer why we do not directly need to do something to the token (apart from the deflationary mechanics we already have). The rewards and the yield in the long run will automatically determine price (of token/NFT) NFA of course and always do your own research.
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Trade like a wizard. πŸ§™ Discover is live on Mancer. Scan up to 2,000 tokens for Fib bounces, breakout retests and more. Set your criteria, explore matching charts and learn why they match. mancer.xyz/discover
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Nightshades, our Meebco X @ClutchMarkets collaboration launches next Monday 9/14. We'll be publishing more information this week, alongside with allocation and mint details for the NFTs. Please follow @MeebitCompany for updates.
Nightshades. Darkness falls September 14th, 2026. Allocation and mint details later this week.
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geldrausch retweeted
$PMPK β€” the first token on INKSIDER. Two hours in. More than 47 ETH in volume and 860 trades. The curve filled, the bell rang, the pool is locked for good. Roughly 0.48 ETH of that went straight to the desk β€” and the desk pays the brokers. One token, one afternoon, and the seats got paid. This is what a launchpad on @inkonchain can do: fast blocks, cheap fills, no owner in the loop. Public deploys open shortly. Get ready. inksider.fun
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Everyone is trying to find and flip the next meme stock. But what if instead of chasing the next meme stock, you could farm the trading volume itself on the base pair stock tokens? Introducing Smart LP by StonkBrokers, coming this Tuesday. Easy decentralized market making built for Robinhood Chain. Single sided or dual sided deposits. Choose your strategy, deposit your assets, and let Smart LP put them to work farming the high trading volume across stock token pairs on Uniswap. These rewards will also power single sided staking for stock tokens, creating new sources of yield without requiring users to understand the complexities of LPing on a DEX. And for StonkBrokers, it goes one step further. Brokers will be able to use their own ERC-6551 wallets to put the stock token assets held inside their Broker to work and start earning yield. Don’t chase the next runner. Farm all of the runners with Stonkbrokers and make Robinhood Chain a more liquid space in the process.
Vlad Tenev has been clear that the ethos of stock tokens is making access to stocks easier for everyone and ownership global. As access to ownership becomes global, I believe access to DeFi yield that can supercharge those assets has to become simple too. It is paramount that we introduce simple, high-yield strategies for stock tokens while training the RHC user base on LPing through vault-based infrastructure that abstracts away the difficulty and confusion of LPing on a DEX. As a precursor to the release of STORMM, this week I’m rolling out more of the unsexy but useful infrastructure Robinhood Chain needs. StonkBroker is the Tim Duncan of crypto.
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geldrausch retweeted
A little more alpha as we move closer to launch. You already know CROP is the next product coming to TickerYard. What we haven’t shared yet is what the name actually means. CROP -> Cross-Chain Route Origination Protocol. That’s the name. What sits behind it comes next. More soon.
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the robinhood chain dex trade is getting crowded fast. everyone wants the same slice. RH chain volume is soaring and we have eight different dex's actually fighting for it: > uni - $1b 24h vol > rameses - $96m > up - $72m > giga - $38m > metric - $33m > fables - $19m > arcus - $19m > orvex - $18m > plus more eight+ different bets on how the chains liquidity should route. there will be multiple winners here, , but picking the winner this early is genuinely hard. nobody sits there comparing five pools by hand, you use an aggregator and let it fight for you. 1inch, kyberswap, matcha on evm, jupiter on solana. the aggregator layer ends up owning the flow because shopping eight dexs manually for a rate isnt something anyone actually wants to do. so why not own the best dex aggregator of RH chain instead of guessing which single dex wins the liquidity war. thats the @MancerXYZ bet. how the $MANCER chart looks: > mcap sitting at only $4.1m, fdv $8.4m > 8k holders, for a token under a month old > 24h vol $1.1m on 2k txns price is sitting right in the 0.618-0.65fib zone. this is a real key level, im wanting a bounce from here. i use mancer for all my actual swaps, not just watching the chart, and its one of the smoother routing experiences ive touched onchain. i dont care which dex underneath fills my order, up, GIGA, uni, whoever, i just want the best price without checking eight tabs myself. a bet on mancer isnt really a bet against any one of those eight dexs. its a bet that RH chain volume keeps growing from here, and the aggregator sitting on top of all of it captures a piece regardless of who wins underneath. hoods up
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I think a lot about what it means to build a real NFT community. A lot of NFT communities have people who work incredibly hard to push the brand behind their NFTs. They create content, bring in friends, host spaces, make memes, show up every day, and carry so much of the momentum themselves. But too often, the brand gives them very little to actually believe in. With Mancer, I want to flip that. I want every part of it to feel considered: the art, the UI, the brand, the speed, the routing, the precision of every quote, and the feeling people get when they use the product. Chain Mancers should not have to manufacture excitement around an empty logo. The goal is to give them a product that earns their pride and a brand so strong that contributing to it feels natural. I want to show what can happen when an NFT community is given the best possible foundation to build on.
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geldrausch retweeted
What do they know?? πŸ‘€ Stay $YARD
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Introducing BrokerTools. A purpose-built chain explorer for the Robinhood Chain Ecosystem. @RobinhoodCrypto
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