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More than 66% of ALL births in California are to Illegals on Medi-Cal
43% of all FOOD Stamps are Given to Illegals
95% of Warrants issued for Murder in Los Angeles are for Illegals
Less than 2% of Illegals are picking crops but 41% are on Welfare
39% of All California Students are Illegals
60% of all HUD occupied properties in the US are Illegals
75% of Los Angeles Most Wanted Criminals are Illegals
50% of All Gang Members are Illegals
You will NEVER convince me that Texas, of all states, VOTED TO BECOME THIS!!!
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In Galveston County official results show Ken Paxton beat the freak. Many Texans are now looking to Govt Abbott & LTG Dan Patrick to hear them & do a statewide audit - not a risk limiting audit that only counts a fraction of the votes but a real 100 percent audit that includes the cast vote records and verification of citizenship. If the leaders still in power do not do the right thing, if they ignore what is blatantly obvious & once again bury the fraud, then are we to understand that they have been bought off? Why else would you cower when your entire state & the Republic is at stake?
Nothing like watching a loser get triggered 😭 😭 😭
Verified Galveston County results (U.S. Senate, Nov. 3, 2026):
- Ken Paxton (R): 52.0% — 69,943 votes
- James Talarico (D): 46.1% — 62,051 votes
- Ted Brown (L): 1.9% — 2,561 votes
- Total votes: ~134,598
- Precincts reporting: 100% results.enr.clarityelections…
These figures are consistent across official-style county election night reporting (Clarity ENR), Texas Secretary of State unofficial returns, local coverage (Galveston-area reporting), and aggregators. Galveston voted Republican at the top of the ticket while the statewide result went the other way (Talarico ~55%, Paxton ~43%). texpolls.com/counties/galves…
Results remain in the standard post-election canvass process (unofficial → official certification). No public reports indicate DOJ involvement or special pre-verification of these specific county tallies. The numbers match across independent sources.
Go kick rocks 🪨
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There's a lot of back and forth on what should be done about the election fraud, and make no mistake IT WAS FRAUD!!
Some are afraid to do anything because of what the left might do.
I 100% DISAGREE with that take!!
Trump should fight this certification tooth and nail!! The Democrats will obviously sue in court to make it legitimate. Let them and let the chips fall where they may.
At the end of the day the Trump administration will either have proof that the election was stolen or they won't.
If they don't have any proof then they shouldn't fight the certification.
But IF THEY DO...
We need to see every last piece of it and to HELL with any consequences these lunatics on the left are threatening!!
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I would like to thank all the oil companies that wanted Republicans out of office.
You did a great job manipulating the price of gas before the election and it worked spectacularly.
It was $4.50 on Tuesday and now it's $3.01 on Saturday.
I'm no economist, but this is a massive reduction in price in 4 days.
President Trump did say it was going to drop like a rock after the election and it sure looks like he was right about that.
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According to judicial Watch:
"Colorado leads the nation in percentage of counties with more than 100% of eligible voters registered to vote."
Source:
judicialwatch.org/co-voter-r…
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I think it’s really hard for people who have never been on the inside to understand how Susie Wiles was able to isolate and manipulate President Trump so effectively, but that is exactly what she did. Every missed step and failure of the last two years can be tied directly back to her and her minions.
The chief of staff is the gatekeeper access to the president goes directly through them, and that is absolutely essential or the president would never get anything accomplished.
Clearly, that position can be abused.
I am so thankful that Stephen Miller is now in that position. His loyalty to President Trump cannot be questioned.
Take heart Patriots , this is when the fun starts.
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A Pakistani Muslim man tried to meet a 14-year-old girl.
She met the girl's father with her pets instead.
He became the dog's chew toy. 😂
Wish more of these stories turned out this way.
SimpleDawg retweeted
14 places LGBT couples are KILLED for love:
1. Palestine
2. Iran
3. Iraq
4. Afghanistan
5. Saudi Arabia
6. Yemen
7. Mauritania
8. Pakistan
9. Sudan
10. Nigeria
11. Somalia
12. United Arab Emirates
13. Qatar
14. Syria
Minnesota, NYC, Michigan… you paying attention?
Y’all just keep voting them into office.
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I keep seeing some conservatives accounts saying it was the "war' or "gas prices" that caused red voters to jump ship and vote blue
THAT... DID... NOT... HAPPEN!!!
Our turnout was higher than previous midterms by a lot!!
The Democrats mysteriously came up with almost 20 MILLION votes just like they did in 2020
Can we stop pretending THAT DIDN'T F*CKING HAPPEN?!?!
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It should be a serious crime to certify the results of a election with known fraud or even significant anomalies!
All 254 Texas counties went left! Every single one went left from the 2024 race, not most, not almost all, but every, single, one.
No one can ever convince me this was a legitimate outcome.
We demand a full investigation immediately-DO NOT CERTIFY THESE RESULTS!
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The term is very often misused, so if you need a reference for what it actually looks like:
This is belt to ass.
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Bobo haters are really gonna hate this 🤣😭
•Second in the SEC in YPG
•First in the SEC in PPG (5th nationally)
•Most balanced offense in the country
LIKE WHAT MORE DO Y’ALL PEOPLE WANT 😭
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I'd trust Pee Wee Herman sitting behind me in a movie theater with Alec Baldwin handling the stage props
While my wife was on a date with OJ Simpson drinking at Bill Cosby’s bar using Flint Michigan ice cubes
All while Casey Anthony babysits my kids
Before I'd trust the result of the bullshit election we just witnessed!
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Have you ever wondered why it's OK to make jokes about Catholics, Jews, Christians, the Pope, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the Hungarians, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians), the elderly, bad golfers, men/women, blacks/whites, red necks, etc., but it's insensitive to make jokes about Muslims?
Well, it's time to level the playing field…
1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but morally object to the use of liquor, you may be a Muslim.
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but can't afford shoes, you may be a Muslim.
3. If you have more wives than teeth, you may be a Muslim.
5. If you think vests come in two styles, bullet-proof and suicide, you may be a Muslim.
6. If you can't think of anyone that you haven't declared jihad against, you may be a Muslim.
7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, you may be a Muslim.
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses, other than setting off roadside bombs, you may be a Muslim.
9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, then you, too, may be a Muslim.
10. If you find this offensive you are part of the problem here in America.
SimpleDawg retweeted
Things sure are different in Alabama from what Georgia just became.
Alabama is about to experience an economic boom like we've never seen before. Incoming Governor Tommy Tuberville has announced that the state will be welcoming data centers and teach all elementary school kids to use AI.
"We're going to do data centers. It will help you tremendously. The tax money that comes from those things is unbelievable for schools, for law enforcement, for anything that's done."
"I think there are 27 states that said we aren't going to build data centers — We're NOT going to do that. 'It makes too much noise, It's going to ruin the climate — BULL CRAP. They are listening to all this nonsense they see on social media that's coming from China because China does not want us to grow."
This is how serious leaders act. @CoachForGov is a serious leader.
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I have to ask this question. If we’re in the middle of a war with a tyrannical terrorist regime…why the hell are Democrats voting to put the very people we are supposedly fighting into positions of power within our own government?
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In Texas, we are being told to believe that Abbott got the same number of votes the last three times he has run for Governor, but Hinojosa, a completely unknown newcomer got the most votes for Texas Governor in history.
I’m having Texans try to explain it with the 2.9M new registered voters, or Abbott fatigue, but the fact is, those things aren’t enough to account for this one-sided data.
I repeat:
Abbott’s votes were unchanged.
Hinojosa got 1.7 million more votes than O’Rourke did in 2018.
It’s just not statistically possible for zero of the new 2.9M registered voters to vote for Abbott.
SimpleDawg retweeted
Georgia’s new Ag Commissioner plans race-based funding for Black farmers only
Katherine Juhan-Arnold (the Democrat who just unseated Tyler Harper) said in an October interview: “We have the budget to allocate funds for our Black farmers.”
Supporting beginning farmers, fixing heirs’ property issues, or helping producers facing real barriers is one thing. Directing state money by race is another. Georgians voted for lower food prices and practical help for farmers, not a racial sorting system in the Department of Agriculture. This is the opposite of equal treatment under the law.
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What an interesting read...........
On Jeopardy the other night, the final question asked: “How many steps does the guard take during his walk across the Tomb of the Unknown?”
All three contestants missed it.
Tomb of the Unknown Soldier
1. How many steps does the guard take during his walk across the Tomb and why?
He takes 21 steps — symbolizing the 21-gun salute, the highest military and foreign tribute.
2. How long does he pause before turning to walk back and why?
He waits 21 seconds, again in honor of the same tradition.
3. Why are his gloves damp?
They are lightly moistened to ensure he never loses his grip on his rifle.
4. Does he keep his rifle on the same shoulder, and if not, why?
He always carries it on the shoulder farthest from the Tomb. After each crossing, he performs an about-face and moves it to the outside shoulder.
5. How often are the guards changed?
Every 30 minutes, 24/7, 365 days a year.
6. What are the physical requirements for a Tomb Guard?
Applicants must be between 5'10" and 6'2" and have a waist no larger than 30".
Other expectations of the Guard:
They devote two years to the Tomb, live in the barracks beneath it, and must refrain from drinking alcohol on or off duty for the rest of their lives.
They can never swear in public or dishonor the uniform or the Tomb.
After two years, they earn a wreath pin signifying their service — fewer than 400 are currently worn.
If they violate the code, they must relinquish the pin.
Their shoes have thick soles to protect against extreme temperatures and metal heel plates that create the crisp click when they halt.
Uniforms must have zero wrinkles or lint and are inspected in a full-length mirror.
For the first six months, guards do not speak to anyone and do not watch television.
Their off-duty time is spent studying the 175 notable individuals buried at Arlington National Cemetery, memorizing who they are and where they rest.
Among them: President Taft, Joe E. Lewis, and Audie Murphy, the most decorated WWII soldier.
Every guard spends five hours daily preparing their uniform.
ETERNAL REST GRANT THEM, O LORD, AND LET PERPETUAL LIGHT SHINE UPON THEM.
When Hurricane Isabel approached Washington, D.C. in 2003, Congress shut down for two days. The guards were offered permission to suspend duty due to danger.
They replied: “No way, Sir!”
Drenched and marching through the storm, they insisted that guarding the Tomb is the highest honor, not just a task.
The Tomb has been continuously guarded — day and night — since 1930.
God Bless and Keep Them
I don’t often encourage sharing posts, but I would be honored if this one reached as many people as possible. We should always feel proud of the men and women who serve, wherever they are stationed.
Duty – Honor – Country
IN GOD WE TRUST — with Herbert F Wieland.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Some claims in this post are inaccurate. The Society of the Honor Guard says the Tomb has been guarded since 1937, the guard changes hourly in winter, sentinels can drink off duty, and there is no lifetime ban on alcohol or swearing.
tombguard.org/society/faq leadstories.com/hoax-alert/202…