๐๐๐ฉ'๐จ ๐๐ช๐๐ ๐ฉ๐๐๐จ๐ ๐๐ช๐๐ ๐๐ง๐จ ๐ช๐ฅ! #Parody
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๐๐ค๐ฌ, ๐ก๐๐ฉ'๐จ ๐๐ค ๐ก๐๐๐ ๐จ๐ค๐ข๐ ๐๐จ๐จ!
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๐ Experienced and literate writer
๐ NSFW THEMES
๐Ships with chem.
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โงโฌโข*ยจ*โข.๏ฝก๏ฝก.โข*ยจ*โขโฌโงโงโฌโข*ยจ*โข.๏ฝก๏ฝก.โข*ยจ*โขโฌโง
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:.๐ฝ๐ฌ๐น๐ถ๐บ๐ฐ๐ฒ๐จ ๐ด๐จ๐๐ซ๐จ๐.:โ
โงโฌโข*ยจ*โข.๏ฝก๏ฝก.โข*ยจ*โขโฌโงโงโฌโข*ยจ*โข.๏ฝก๏ฝก.โข*ยจ*โขโฌโง
ใ๐จ๐ณ๐ณ ๐น๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ฏ๐ป, ๐บ๐ท๐น๐ฐ๐ต๐ฎ ๐ฉ๐น๐ฌ๐จ๐ฒ๐ฌ๐น๐บ. ๐'๐จ๐ณ๐ณ ๐น๐ฌ๐จ๐ซ๐ ๐ป๐ถ ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ป ๐ญ๐ผ๐ช๐ฒ๐ฌ๐ซ ๐ผ๐ท ๐จ๐ต๐ซ ๐ด๐จ๐ฒ๐ฌ ๐บ๐ถ๐ด๐ฌ ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ป๐ช๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ต' ๐ฉ๐จ๐ซ ๐ช๐ฏ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ช๐ฌ๐บ .แฃ.แ ใ
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(A groggy groan as he took the other bottle, practically guzzling it down his gullet.)
FUUUUCK-... Loonie is going to be pissed... I barely even remember last night. I didn't fuck anyone right?
(A genuine question in his mind, he's been there more than once--
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(Lizard blinking, trying to figure out how he got back to gluttony)
Too loud... Too early-...
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Shhhhh. No one can see.... SHIT HE'S FALLING!
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Craaawling along the ceiling-
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Oh rea- HEY!
(Cue the imp snarling as the guns are flung away, eyes glancing only for a moment before returning to the feisty imp.)
Self fucking taught! I ain't leaving without either a new employee or a client! One or the other!
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Jeez, what spider crawled up your ass-?
(Oh, he's not backing down. Kinda counteracts his entire business plan after all.)
Oh THAT knife?
(Pulling out his dual pistols)
Mines better-
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Awwww, come on!
You haven't even heard me out yet!
(Besides, there's a very good chance his client is dead already, might as well make the trip worth it.)
You saying you're really not interested in getting paid to kill humans? Cause I call bullshit!
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Southern accents are the bane of my writing :')
I've never been able to do it ๐ญ
It's why I ended up flipping my striker back in the day :')
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(Eyes suddenly perking up at the sound of the word 'kill')
Hold it! Hold it RIGHT fucking there!
You didn't say you were a killer!
Names Blitz, founder and boss of I.M.P, how would YOU like to kill for ME!
(Excited tail wagging!)
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(Eyes squint at her, spinning with a small growl.)
Well... HIC! My business actually happens to BE in there! So 's very much MY business!
(The business of course being a client.)
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(Drunkenly stumbling towards said bar, eyes pretty much lizard blinking as he almost bumps into her.)
The HIC fuck happened to yous?โ
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blaire.xn--6ii
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is this because he said 'fuck hotels'?
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blaire.xn--6ii
Okay, gotta do a reset of this account soon
But... Effort-
