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Trying to get a girl when you’re 17–22(easy):
-Be funny.
-Text her every day.
-Give her a cute nickname.
-Post her on your status
Trying to get a girl after 23(hard):
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Never tell a woman these 3 things about yourself if you want to maintain her attraction:
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I asked 10 ladies what makes you crave sleeping with a man.
10 of them mentioned about 8 things, but there were TWO things that were constant in all 8 of them.
Which are:
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Being with a woman is a humiliation ritual. They only think about themselves and would not hesitate to disgrace you if the situation benefits them by 1%
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Don’t let anybody delude you. No woman is faithful to you for 365 days, not this generation of women. It doesn’t basically have to be her sleeping with another man; she can go on dates, kiss, flirt and do everything without you knowing about it. If you knew a quarter of the things your girl has done behind your back, you’d need therapy.
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Talk to pretty women, date pretty women, crack pretty women, be friends with pretty women only. It gives you instant rep nobody talks about.
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In your 4-year relationship, one nga has 5 months in it, another has 2 months, another has 4 months, another has 2 solid weeks. You may catch her cheating once but know that isn’t the first time she is cheating.
This is why you should never forgive a woman you caught.
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True and no man cracks more women more than the playboy. Simple logic, the more you put yourself out there, the more you win, the more you lose.
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That female friend you’ve known since your teenage years and still keep in touch occasionally, and you dated one time but it didn’t work out, is the love of your life. These other women are just in your life to teach lessons.
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For every downfall of a man, if you look closely a woman was involved at some point.
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If you are a man who still trusts women 100% then you’re a child. The more you understand the female nature, the less you trust them and for valid reasons.
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Trusting a woman in 2026 is spiritual suicide
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In a relationship, the woman gets:
- support
- protection
- money
- gifts
- sacrifices
- security
- sex
In a relationship, the man gets:
- sex.
Full stop. Trust me, you’re doing a woman a favour by deciding to date her, you hold every power in any relationship as a man.
Some of you men give women all these things and still let her disrespect you in the relationship you’re basically running all because of sex.
It is only men who haven’t conquered lust that allows bs like this. In every relationship you enter as a man, you are automatically the prize.
She should be doing everything to please you so you don’t leave her rather than the opposite.
Never surrender your power
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I got asked a question, he told me his girlfriend suggested they had a 3some but she wanted 2 guys and he’s asking if I feel his girl is cheating on him for her to suggest that.
Who’s gonna tell bro?
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Within the age 24-28 God will send you a pretty, feminine, petite, good girl your way; she’ll look so perfect that you would think she’s the “one”. It is important for you to know that she’s in fact the devil.




