@SimonUTD11

Software Developer 💻 | Manchester United fan with Standards. #GlazersOut Tell Me When I’m Telling Lies. ☦️

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Joined December 2021
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In honor of @MarcusRashford birthday here is a thread of his performances
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@utdAdamsOct 14
Ruined Ole’s project apparently.
INEOSOUT@Punter_Utd7Oct 14
#RonaldoFiles 2021/2022
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"In my eyes, I don't accept that our mentality should be less than in the top three" 🧠 Cristiano Ronaldo believes Manchester United are 'capable to change things now' 👇
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@Asensii20Oct 14
United fans thought he held their dogshit team back when he was their best player at 37 years old 😂😂😂😂😂
INEOSOUT@Punter_Utd7Oct 14
#RonaldoFiles 2021/2022
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GGMU@StandardsUTDOct 13
United Zone
@ManUnitedZoneOct 13
Lisandro Martinez calls out the board [@primevideosport]
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Nemanja Ratic vs Tottenham Bomb to Bomb Midfielder. 💎

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Reuben Amorim: Do you want to suffer now and enjoy later ? Or enjoy now and suffer later ?? Manchester United fans: we want to suffer forever. 🤡
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Okay now I believe the media has an agenda against Ronaldo
Robert Lewandowski
@lewy_official8 Jun 2025
Biorąc pod uwagę okoliczności i utratę zaufania do selekcjonera Reprezentacji Polski postanowiłem do czasu kiedy jest trenerem zrezygnować z gry w Reprezentacji Polski. Mam nadzieję, że będzie dane mi jeszcze zagrać dla najlepszych kibiców na świecie. 🇵🇱
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People like this love judging human beings but won’t look at themselves at all
Pilib De Brún (Phil Brown)
@MalachiansOct 7
You see stuff like this and you realize that Ronaldo is driven by deep insecurity about himself. He can’t accept himself if he finishes 2nd in anything, he requires constant validation and is incapable of accepting his own human imperfections. Tragic solipsism
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ronaldo’s statement is longer than 2 sentences so that immediately rules out the reading comprehension of 99% of football twitter so idk why you’d even bother to take these stupid takes i’m seeing rn seriously
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“If Bruno can’t find you with a pass, you’re the problem.” 🤡🤡🤡 Ronaldo was making these runs at the World Cup and Bruno kept recycling the ball backwards, but the moment Ronaldo leaves Portugal he suddenly becomes Prime De Bruyne looking for assists.
🅱️ASH-AAR🛑
@YesItsBashOct 2
If Bruno Fernandes cannot find you with a pass as a striker/forwarder, you are the problem.
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@tahyvr_Oct 2
ronaldo making it difficult for bruno to find him with a pass vs tottenham in the europa league final 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨
🅱️ASH-AAR🛑
@YesItsBashOct 2
If Bruno Fernandes cannot find you with a pass as a striker/forwarder, you are the problem.
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@stayEminentOct 1
People saying it’s dumb, explain why the exact same happened at Manchester United before Ronaldo was labeled the problem
KDC Global
@KDCGlobal_Oct 1
What I do not understand is how a professional footballer will INTENTIONALLY STINK on a World Cup stage just to make sure his teammate gets pushed out of the team 🤦🏽🤦🏽 Bro, Bruno is not a decent human being 🙂‍↔️
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Look at Croatia and how they treat 40 years Luka Modric despite him not winning any major trophies for them and compare it to Portugal and how they treat Ronaldo after giving so much and tell me why he won’t behave that way.
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™@UTDFrost2Sep 19
#Latenightfinds pt 7.
™@UTDFrost2Sep 18
#Latenightfinds pt 6.
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Remember when Jose got slammed after a youngster missed a one on one with the keeper? That player only missed it on the night as he had an awful manager that put too much pressure on him
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That’s why you start sesko
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Sen. Jon Ossoff (D-GA) condemns Hasan Piker.
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-@sulkfenomenoAug 24
Wasn’t the only time that season he did that btw… #TheBrunoFiles
Mustafa@TrulyCR7_Aug 23
Hilarious footballer man he does not like keeping the ball
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-@sulkfenomenoAug 23
At least 6 weeks of a Rashford - Mbeumo wing pairing. End the season now.
Sully
@SullyTalkzAug 23
🚨EXCL: Understand Amad could be out for upto 6 weeks following initial test scans after picking up an injury in training. #MUFC awaiting for more test results to have a clearer picture, but the early signs are not looking too positive. @UtdDistrict roundtable.io/sports/soccer/…

Exclusive: Man Utd Dealt Six-Week Injury Blow After Initial Amad Scans

Internal scans reveal the Ivorian winger faces a lengthy layoff after a training ground setback, leaving Michael Carrick scrambling for attacking solutions following a dismal opening day defeat.

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