Jarred Kelenic Stock Holder, Toro Truther, Luka fan

Seattle, WA
Joined May 2017
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Happy birthday to the one and only Ichiro 🐐🥳
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Abolish the MVP Award Now. Just make it Best QB of the Year. The fact that Kenneth Walker and JSN aren’t here is a crime.
well well well... Jordan Love has entered the MVP chat.
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The Chargers have gone 11-14 (including playoffs) since Jim Harbaugh was kidnapped by the Dirty Bubble
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@sixringsofsteeI14h
It’s just way too smooth
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@sixringsofsteeI14h
Dude when he's locked in there's no one I enjoy watching more offensively than Luka Doncic
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You can play him as straight up as humanly possible and you’re still getting called for a foul ☠️
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shai shot 27 to get 32. Mf Luka got 73 fvcking points with only 33 shots. bfr
People calling Shai the MVP aren’t ready for Luka to launch up 32 shots vs the Jazz and Bucks so he can average 37-40 PPG
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It was only an 8 point game when Yaxel decided to trash talk Luka Doncic 😂
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Dear Kyrie 💙
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Chargers: “We’re 0-6 but imagine if we paired Herbert with Jeremiah Smith” Dolphins: “The tank is in full effect” Titans subplot:
Ex-#Titans DT Jordan Elliott went to his car to retrieve his gun after a practice altercation with OT JC Latham last Thursday (Oct. 15). After being told to leave the field, Elliott took off his pads and stormed out of the facility, then went to the players' lot. Security cameras captured the sequence. Veteran DL John Franklin-Myers talked him down, and no one was hurt. The Titans released Elliott on Tuesday after reviewing the incident. He signed a 2-year, $8M deal this offseason. News of the incident was first reported by @eastonfreeze and additional details provided by @AaronWilson_NFL.
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vince mcmahon couldn't write a better script. this is fucking amazing 😂😂😂
BRADY TKACHUK GOT BOOED DURING TRIBUTE VIDEO BUT TOOK A VICTORY LAP ANYWAY 😭 THE BEST HEEL IN THE GAME TODAY 😅
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Luka Doncic has been talking trash to Yaxel Lendeborg all night. The rookie already has a tech. Luka just drained a half court and pointed right at him, talking even more trash to his face. Welcome to the NBA.
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The Washington Wizards are above .500 for the first time since November 28, 2022.
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Draymond Green says Luka Doncic will NEVER win an MVP in the NBA “Luka can go average 34 points a game, he can average 30 (points) 11 (assists) 8 (rebounds) and people gonna say ‘yeah we know, he’s supposed to do that.’” (Via @DraymondShow)
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The year Luka averaged 34/9/10 while leading DAL to 50 wins was when I realized he'd never win MVP. Voters had him 3rd (lol) bc they said he "didn't impact winning" then he went on to take his team further in the playoffs than any other candidate that season.
Draymond Green says Luka Doncic will NEVER win an MVP in the NBA “Luka can go average 34 points a game, he can average 30 (points) 11 (assists) 8 (rebounds) and people gonna say ‘yeah we know, he’s supposed to do that.’” (Via @DraymondShow)
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Anthony Castrovince says not to rule out Stephen Vogt going to the Seattle Mariners: "It kills the guy to be away from his family... his family's out in Washington, so from that point, it makes all the sense in the world" (via @castrovince on @923TheFan) #GuardsBall
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Being deadass, this is the coolest thing Nike has ever done with the Blazers.
Nike added Ja Morant to Portland’s iconic White Stag Sign to celebrate his Trail Blazers debut 🔥
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From now on I’m pronouncing Tatum like Batum
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Tatum slander all over my timeline
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HoopsHype is killing it on social lately. MJ playing with Kyrie and Kawhi... Larry Bird playing with Yao Ming... Hakeem with Al Horford and Mike Conley... Year 24 is insane 🤯
LeBron is about to begin his 24th NBA season. To put that longevity in context, had Michael Jordan extended his career that far, he would have faced Kyrie Irving. Bill Russell would have been teammates with Larry Bird. And Bird himself would have faced Amare Stoudemire.
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My fantasy team had a players only meeting yesterday
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