It's like asking who's the best racehorse, but the actual best racehorse has to run the race with two of their legs tied together... and STILL gets placed! UTV

Brazil fans having 'nam flashbacks over this Germany vs. Curaçao scoreline.

In completely unrelated news, Premier League 'big six' darlings, Spurs, are on the brink of relegation...

Aston Villa's week - 19/01/2026 ~ 22/01/2026

The worst thing about PSR is they've tricked lower-table/league clubs into believing it's in-place to protect them against spending beyond their means, so they're unlikely to vote against it, handing the clubs it 'truly' protects the majority vote any time it comes up for review.

I feel like I've watched this several times an hour, every hour, since about 2:20pm this past Saturday. UTV.

My story, Glass Womb, has been published by the good people at Blood+Honey! Give it a look! It's loosely based on a short poem I once wrote called 'I am a vending machine, pregnant with a human-shaped man'. Make of this information what you will...

Pulp delivering the performance of the weekend at Glastonbury (although Four Tet was incredible last night). They sound incredible and the fact they're not headlining is nothing short of negligent booking.

I wrote some absurdist satire. Robot Butt gave it a home. Stock Market Speedrunning: robotbutt.com/2025/06/05/sto…

The good people at Kinpaurak published a flash fiction piece I wrote. I initially wanted to write it as a play because I think it would be dead funny as a play, but I have no experience in such matters so, if you produce plays, please do be in touch. kinpaurak.com/2025/04/08/bax…

Drove all the way to work today only to realise I'd forgotten my laptop, so drove home to get it, only to then realise I'd left the house key in my coat draped over the chair at work, so drove back to work to get the key, and then decided to drive home to work from home...

What a wild, yet enriching, ride. Began one month before the pandemic lockdowns and, at times, I was not certain we would ever get to this point... yet, here we are! I can't recommend @cardiffmet and its fantastic staff enough.

Compliance/non-compliance are terms I'd love to see removed from workplace culture. Feels like such authoritarian terminology.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, the headline slots on the Pyramid Stage should be reserved exclusively for household (or near household) names. It should be 'the' pinnacle of a music career.

I miss making comics. I'll put out some comics this year.

This one, and it's not even remotely close.

Oh, not Tony Green. What a sad loss. Grew up watching Bullseye. As a kid, he was always my favourite part of the show. Total legend.

Just saw a van for a company called 'Axis Carpets' which, of course, is the natural rival to Allied Carpets.