Simon Jenkinson

Swapping Konak for Baylis….is similar to dumping Margot Robbie for Sonia from Eastenders. #Imps

To top off an utterly dire away day…only cold fries left at Toddington Services Burger King at 10:50pm.

Baylis is a complete passenger. Another woeful performance. #imps

Autumn colours in Clumber Park yesterday and possibly the most perfect toadstool 🍄

Backing up my statement that Kip & Nook is the best campsite in the UK.. This mornings full English cements this gaff as the GOAT ⛺️🐐

Game over…. We’ve found the best campsite in the UK and NOTHING comes close. Kip & Nook, Darlington..congratulations ⛺️👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Winnats Pass, Derbyshire at sunrise this morning ☀️❤️

Possibly found the best Sunday lunch in the county…Grainstore, Doddington Hall.

I’ve heard some bad commentators but this chap on Sheff United v Lincoln game is an absolute masterclass. FS you useless clown..it’s WICKENS…it’s not difficult to read a fucking team sheet !!!! #Imps #sheffutd

Baked Camembert, fig and prosciutto on sourdough…sensational start to the weekend.

Remember the good old days when you tried to finish on .00 at the petrol pump….You’d be on .98 and one little squeeze would do it… That same little squeeze now costs around £2.50….and sends you over £100 to fill the lawnmower can….!!!! ⛽️💦

What a shite wanky, unfair way to sell tickets. At least give everyone a level playing field. Bring back the Way Ahead box office in the Waterside 🤬🤬 #Nooasis #ticketmaster

Despite a good old dose of man flu 🤧 we smashed out 9 miles 🥾🥾 in the beautiful Cumbrian countryside..

We should change that chant to ‘Man City away ole ole’…we’re fugging going up..!!! #imps

A couple of Babychams in the Bail before heading down to Cinderella Rockerfellas..

How good was that Katie Taylor ring walk last night…probably the best I’ve seen. ❤️🇮🇪

Pretty mental stuff…when North Ferriby FC were coming to Sinny Bank only a decade ago… What a bloody ride…. #imps

Got to hand it to Lincs County Council for getting people to increase their weekly steps…having to fetch the food waste bin that gets blown down the estate every Friday…!!! 🗑️💨

Battling it out with Sleaford Mods as the worst band in history…proper guff..!!!