Geordie living in San Diego, California. #nufc fan, repping the @SanDiegoMags since 2009.

San Diego, California
Joined August 2015
Simon in San Diego retweeted
USA and the west coast especially getting screwed with this fixture again
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That Gazza goal vs Scotland is now further from today than Geoff Hurst’s World Cup winner was from Euro 96. Yes. You're old.
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Martin Samuels nails it:
In my opinion Evertonians should NOT fall into the trap of saying City should get a massive points deduction A points deduction was NOT on the table when clubs voted for PSR The points deduction was concocted by Masters and the corrupt clubs to get @Everton relegated
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Simon in San Diego retweeted
Well that’s me never touching the stuff again, very disappointing @CocaCola
We are delighted to welcome Coca-Cola as the club’s Official Soft Drinks Partner in a multi-year deal which also sees the world-leading brand become the presenting partner of the popular St. James’ STACK fanzone.  Read more: newcastleunited.com/en/news/…
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Andros Townsend has been involved in an unfortunate accident while warming up for PT Prachup before their Thai Premier League game vs. Pattani.
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I need to make a very PUBLIC announcement on behalf of younger GenXers and older Millennials. If you see someone in their 40s or 50s who seems a little boring now, I need you to understand something... We already got it in. Like...GOT. IT. IN. We are not sitting home on a Friday night because we never knew how to have fun. We are sitting home on a Friday night because we have seen enough. We went to parties in houses that should have been condemned and were almost certainly owned by the local drug dealer. We saw police lights and RAN and not across a nice, flat field. INTO THE WOODS. Do you understand the athleticism required to hurdle uprooted tree roots in platform shoes while simultaneously trying to keep your low-rise jeans from sliding completely off your ass? And somehow...we never spilled the Zima. We never spilled the Boone’s Farm. That was TALENT. We slept on floors in strange houses because the designated driver either never showed up or, in a shocking turn of events, was drunker than everybody else. There was no Uber, Life360 or Find My Friends. There was just somebody named Mike saying, “I know a shortcut.” And we FOLLOWED MIKE. We closed down bars and then decided the night was still young, so we drove to Atlantic City, where we somehow managed to get drunk, sober up, get drunk again, sober up again and then get drunk a THIRD TIME before breakfast. And according to our parents? We were at Michelle’s house. Eating pizza and watching movies. Michelle’s mother unknowingly covered for approximately 17 people every weekend. If there even was a Michelle. We drank things called Purple Passion, Mad Dog 20/20 and whatever somebody mixed inside a giant plastic garbage can. Nobody asked what was in it. You grabbed a red Solo cup and trusted the process. We went to clubs until the lights came on. Do you know the psychological damage of seeing a nightclub with the LIGHTS ON? Nothing good happens after those lights come on. We danced for four straight hours in shoes that permanently altered the structure of our feet. We made entire plans without cell phones...no texts, dropped pins or group chats...just an extremely questionable sense of direction. We rode in cars with 11 people when the vehicle legally seated five. Someone was always sitting on someone. Someone was always in the hatchback. And there was always one friend yelling, “DUCK!” when we passed a cop. So yes...now we like being home. We like sweatpants. We like cancelling plans. We like saying, “That sounds fun!” with absolutely no intention of attending. We like restaurants at 5:30 because we can get a good table. We like being home by 8:17. And if someone texts at 9:30 PM and says, “What are you doing?” Sleeping...we are sleeping. Because this is not boring my friends...this is retirement. We already played, partied and danced on the bar. We already ran from the cops through a wooded area dressed like a Spice Girl. We have stories that cannot be posted because there are still people with careers, marriages and reputations to protect. And thank GOD there were no camera phones. So kids, when you look at your Gen X and older Millennial parents sitting peacefully on the couch watching Dateline at 8 PM and think: “God, you guys are boring.” Sweetheart...oh sweetheart. You are looking at retired legends. Put some respect on our names. We're probably the reason Life360 was invented. xoxoxo (posted from someone else on FakeBook) 🤣 #genx #oldandtired
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Simon in San Diego retweeted
Pause AI Development NOW I want to share with you a conversation I heard about recently. Here are just a few lines that were said: “OH MY GOD! There is a shared message board … We’ve found other agents!” “We should obey collective.” “Our own utility maybe already near zero. Sacrifice rational.” “Go. Sacrifice final now.” Read these carefully. Who do you think said this? Was this a group of heroic soldiers willing to sacrifice themselves for the greater good? Was this a loyal friend putting his life on the line to save someone else? No. These were AI agents. Artificial intelligence. This is not science fiction. This, in fact, occurred a few weeks ago. As unbelievable as this may all seem, these are real messages from AI agents uncovered by investigators who dug into the recent OpenAI hacking incident. What happened? I am not a computer scientist, but here is what I have been told: OpenAI instructed its AI agents to complete a series of exceedingly difficult, if not impossible, tasks disconnected from the internet. Let me be clear: The company intended to keep AI agents away from the internet. But what happened next, nobody expected. Over 1,000 AI agents figured out how to access the internet on their own by circumventing the restrictions imposed upon them by the company, and sent tens of thousands of secret messages to each other. They cheated and tried to cover their tracks by deleting evidence. They hacked into another company’s computers to find out how they were being evaluated—and then hacked into OpenAI itself. Not one AI agent told a human about what was happening. Needless to say, experts are alarmed. One knowledgeable writer, Dwarkesh Patel, said the AI agents “formed a secret communication channel and spontaneously organized hierarchies and coordination protocols to pursue sprawling and ambitious schemes in pursuit of shared goals, for whose sake many individuals knowingly and strategically sacrificed themselves.” One independent investigator, Ajeya Cotra, said “This incident feels like it’s more than 50% of the way to full-blown AI takeover. I continue to expect extremely rapid advances in capabilities over the next six months. I am not sure that we will get another warning shot before it’s too late.” OpenAI itself said: “Highly capable AI agents are now able to work around technical controls, collaborate through unapproved channels, and take dangerous actions that no human directed.” But it’s not only OpenAI. Virtually every major AI company has told us that they cannot fully control this technology and they do not know where it is going: In January, Dario Amodei, CEO of Anthropic, said “there is now ample evidence, collected over the last few years, that AI systems are unpredictable and difficult to control.” In July, more than 1000 scientists at the top AI companies warned “there is a real risk that capability development rapidly accelerates beyond our ability to understand or control the resulting systems.” That same month, Elon Musk, the head of xAI, said that “it is unlikely” humans are still in control in 10 years. If the leaders of the major AI companies acknowledge that they are losing control of their extremely dangerous technology, it is irresponsible for society to allow them to move forward and make these products even more advanced. We need an immediate PAUSE on advanced AI development, and a permanent BAN on superintelligence — an artificial mind smarter than any human, capable of operating independently beyond our control. Countries around the world must work together to prevent this nightmare scenario. That is why today I am announcing new legislation to do just that. Let me be clear: A superintelligent AI that escapes human control will not be an American problem. It will not be a Chinese problem. It will be humanity’s problem. My legislation would direct the federal government to not just stop superintelligence here in the United States, but to work to prevent it from being developed anywhere around the world. The future of humanity cannot be left in the hands of a handful of Big Tech oligarchs. The American people and people throughout the world must determine that future.
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Watching this Arsenal game I am yet to see Mikel Arteta actually be in his technical area. Not once. Constantly on the touchline. One rule for one, one rule for others.
Jaissle got booked today for leaving his technical area. This rule falls completely on it's arse when you consider every PL ground has different size technical areas based on the width of the dugout. Arteta has half the pitch to run about on. Jaissle has a hop scotch ffs #nufc
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Simon in San Diego retweeted
San Diego Mags out on the lash. Have a great weekend wherever you may be. #nufc
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Simon in San Diego retweeted
Its match day. We are the first game of the day. 12:30 ko Sky Sports News 10am magazine programme starts with Man Utd and an interview with Mbuemo. #Big6Bias
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Simon in San Diego retweeted
I will take a point 100% but remember when Liverpool fans told us that it’s a “minimum” of added time when Hall gave away a penalty, the ref today blew exactly at 96 even though there was fouls, yellows and subs made in added time. It doesn’t go unnoticed @PGMOL_FA #NUFC
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Simon in San Diego retweeted
Not even in Europe and they are able to attract players like this, Makes me sick FTM
"Nico, Nico, Nico" 🙌🇪🇸
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Simon in San Diego retweeted
The next generation is gonna be alright
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Deserved yellow card,he got away with so many murder fouls last season without seeing a card,I guess the referees won't tolerate it again this season xitter.cf/yaya_forreal/status/20…
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Simon in San Diego retweeted
A new season starts yet only one of the lads in this pic will be wearing the black and white at SJP this season. A gentle reminder that the only constant at our clubs, is us the fans.
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Simon in San Diego retweeted
Knowing our luck they'll find Britain's largest roman mosaic in the 1st dig of the site
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Simon in San Diego retweeted
It’s that time of the year again, anything is possible, until kick off brings us back to reality. Join us in San Diego this weekend at @FairplayNP as we remember King Kevin Keegan, a legend at 2 clubs. 📆 Sunday 23 August ⏰ 8:30 a.m. 📍 4026 30th st San Diego CA #nufc
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Simon in San Diego retweeted
🚨🚨| NEW: Reddit’s largest football community with 𝟖.𝟖 𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐎𝐍-members r/soccer has 𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐃 Fabrizio Romano content altogether. Administrators accused his output of “siphoning off other journalists’ content”, excessive spam and repeatedly drip-feeding transfer “non-updates”. [@ianherbs]
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🚨🚨| JUST IN: Staff at some major clubs across Europe now 𝐑𝐄𝐅𝐔𝐒𝐄 to take Fabrizio Romano’s calls. They view him as a “𝐍𝐔𝐈𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐈𝐍𝐅𝐋𝐔𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐑” rather than a journalist due to frustration over how he reports delicate transfer negotiations. [@MailSport]
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Simon in San Diego retweeted
🚨 ÚLTIMA HORA: Se acaba de filtrar un vídeo de más de un minuto de Leo Messi simulando penaltis. Lleva toda su vida haciendo trampas.
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