Offside absolutist.
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Nothing to see here as #Barcelona equalises vs #Galatasaray in the #UCL.
@anthonygordon ridiculously #offside.
No one cares and therein lies the absurdity.
Game's gone if this is fair.
@TheIFAB loves it. #GalatasarayBarça
The latest case of @TheIFAB ruining football by ruining the #offside rule. The advantage gained by #DeBruyne being “offside” in the 1st phase as the ball is played wide is the key factor in him scoring the goal. Totally unfair. #ManCityLiverpool #MCILIV
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ALT De Bruyne is offside but not offside.
ALT De Bruyne scores from an unfair advantage and it's all ok... nothing to see here.
Here are the stills. It's Montiel at the near post. Should be called offside, draws out Pickford which leaves an open net for Martinez to head into.
"Passive" or "non-interfering" #offside position is bullshit. He's a huge part of the play. Neither passive nor not interfering.
@TheIFAB has ruined the offside rule. #englandargentina
Childish and moronic. The sooner this clown and his Argie mate play their last games (for club and country) the better for the game. They're a circus show. #ronaldo #messi
🚨🇵🇹 Cristiano Ronaldo: “The coach had broken his word to me.
At the end of the match I only wanted everything to finish with the victory and to be alone. I did not go to greet the fans. A failing that is solely my responsibility and that should not have happened. I apologise to the Portuguese who supported us intensely there, I apologise to the fans, and I apologise to those who, without being Portuguese, may have travelled there to see me and whom I may have disappointed.
Forty-eight hours later we had a conversation — myself, the coach and Simão Coutinho — since he had been the one accompanying our conversations in August. It was a deep moment, very frank, without any kind of filter.
We agreed that there was only one way to close this “case”: that the coach repeat what he had just told me in private, in the presence of Simão Coutinho, but in the press room.
What was agreed was simple: the coach would begin the press conference with this subject, seeking to close the matter by telling the truth. He would say that I never asked to play any minutes, that it was the coach and no one else who proposed the plan for this camp to me, and that it was a mistake to put me on to warm up and then not bring me on, and that if it happened again he would not do it.
We ended that meeting with the coach asking me for a hug, promising me that he would say at the conference what he had just said to me, and that the matter would be overcome. I would not play in Denmark and I would play the match at the Dragão. All of this in the presence of Simão Coutinho, always.
At the coach’s request, a meeting then took place between himself, Simão Coutinho and Tiago Craveiro by videoconference, in which what we had discussed was summarised.
A short document was produced which I myself validated and which, with my knowledge, was delivered to the coach, as he had requested.
The conference was what is known: the posture had nothing to do with our meeting; I heard expressions and an aggressiveness that I do not believe I deserved, an attitude of “I want, I can and I command” that he never showed me, not even remotely, in private the day before.
The notes I validated were the following:
“I think it is important, also because it is the truth, to clarify a few things before talking about Denmark:
1. I myself, and no one else, proposed to Cristiano a plan for him this sporting season with the National Team. It was a long and very good conversation.
2. I know how much he lives and loves the national team and the weight he has in the world, and even more the weight and the positive influence he has had on the national team for 24 consecutive years.
3. The plan I proposed to Cristiano was accepted.
4. He never questioned my options. He was exemplary, loyal and professional.
5. The match in Norway was not part of the plan I drew up for him. However, I felt that he had managed to recover physically from the first match and I warned him that I might have to use him. Cristiano agreed.
6. I made a mistake by putting someone of the stature of Pelé or Maradona on to warm up and then not putting him in the game. If it were today I would not do it.
7. To close the subject: I want Cristiano in the National Team. In fact I do not want him a little, I want him a lot. Fortunately he also believes in me. He believed at Al Nassr and he does here as well.
8. About not greeting the fans. We have already spoken about that. Someone who has played more than 230 matches for the national team does not receive lessons from me on love for Portugal. It was a moment of frustration that erases nothing. He is the player who gives the most autographs, takes the most selfies, and shows the most affection to the fans. Let us not invent problems where they do not exist. When we are not happy we react. That was all.
None of these notes, therefore, said that the coach should even apologise to me.
It was the second time he had broken his word to me”.
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Disgraceful to not have every national team match on free to air TV but women's team matches are. I'm watching a stream from Brazil because @FootballAUS & @Channel10AU are a joke. #Socceroos
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Like climbing to the top of Mount Everest and falling off before you got the camera out for the selfie.
Sweetest choke of all time. ⛰️🤣
#AFLGF #AFLgrandfinal #wharfietime #NeverFreo
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Like climbing to the top of Mount Everest and falling off before you got the camera out for the selfie.
Sweetest choke of all time. ⛰️🤣
#AFLGF #AFLgrandfinal #wharfietime #NeverFreo
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The greatest choke in the history of #AFL! #NeverFreo! Let's go #BrisbaneLions! You couldn't write a sweeter script!! #AFLGF
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"His leadership, loyalty and class left an enduring mark on the game".
#Baresi #ACMilan #MilanInter #Perth
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This safely goes down as one of the worst World Cups in my lifetime.
Everything has been commercialised, corruption is so blatant that it's insulting to viewers, all while politics and division bleed through the tournament.
The US should never host again #WorldCup2026
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This World Cup has been horrible. Four quarters is horrible. The corruption is horrible. This final is horrible. Half time is going to be horrible.
Please can the USA never host a World Cup again. They have their own sports, which are very fine. They do not need to ruin ours.
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This shitshow of an organisation will NEVER get clashing jumpers. I mean it's not like there are examples all over the world about how to get it right! Just an amateur pissweak woke disaster of a sporting body running a chook raffle comp at the ass end of the world relevance with its head tucked so far up its own ass that it can't see the hair for the hemerroids.💩 #afleagleslions
I might be one of one and I'm happy to be because I know I'm right about it, but I find it both astounding and hilarious that no one in the world gives a shit about the integrity of #offside - and defending - and fairness - in football. #worldcup #argentina
Here are the stills. It's Montiel at the near post. Should be called offside, draws out Pickford which leaves an open net for Martinez to head into.
"Passive" or "non-interfering" #offside position is bullshit. He's a huge part of the play. Neither passive nor not interfering.
@TheIFAB has ruined the offside rule. #englandargentina
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#Messi. Adidas. $$$
#FIFA gives zero fucks about #Argentina.
FIFA needs its cash cow princess to go as far as possible for Adidas' marketing which pays for the world cup and gives FIFA a shit ton of money.
Messi is Truman who doesn't even know he's being manipulated.
Infantino is Christoff directing the show.
Adidas is every face-to-camera ad-read by Meryl.
We are the sucker public watching every move, knowing it's all fake, but can't take our eyes off it.
It's not rocket surgery.
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This will piss more people off than not and I'll probably get a knock on my door, but fuck it here we go;
As a migrant who came here and married an Australian and now has 6 Aussie children... I've had a gut-full of this nonsensical coloniser tripe, as it was never a conversation when I arrived 20 years ago, and there was no issues in this society that could ever claim to require the so-called 'help' of 3rd world degenerate losers who worship demons and have no functional societies of their own to speak of!
So-called "multiculturalism" turned the Australian melting pot into a sewer!
We had it fuckin' made without these worthless free-loading cunts that could never claim in a million years came here under the same standard of self-reliance I had to prove before even being allowed to visit!
I work my ass off, I do honest work, so honest I've turned down multimillion dollar government contracts for ethical reasons, I've made the news for my efforts and pay tax & follow the law.
I did not do all that to be made to pay for people who cannot do the same!
I respect the land I don't throw trash on it. I learned the slang, the history, the culture. I assimilated. I love Australia more than USA. As wacky as this place is, I love it to death and will fight to the death to protect it long before it turns into another failed state like the very ones these retards pretend to flee yet visit annually.
I don't need to be welcomed again and again and again and again...
The Aussie woman at security smiling at me and saying "Welcome to Australia" was all the welcome I ever needed, so this expectation that I be re-welcomed repeatedly whilst reminding me to take every step on this land in the shame of other people's ancestors brought here in chains can fuck right off!
So, to all the 3rd world degenerate foreigners who hate Australia and are engaging in 'coloniser' rhetoric whilst actively rewriting Australia's history to justify your own colonisation of it while you steal from these wonderful people in return for contributing NOTHING...
KISS MY WHITE ASS!!! & go back to the shitheaps you're loyal to.
You lowlife scum are self-entitled parasites turning this once lavish nation into the cesspool of filth that you crawled from on a free ride... you all talk like you're the saviors and future of Australia when if given the choice in a referendum none of you would have ever laid eyes on this land!
To all the woke aboriginals trapped inside your utterly pathetic victim complex telling me I'm a 'white coloniser' from the phone invented by whites, using internet invented by whites, from inside your homes built mostly by whites, driving your cars invented by whites, collecting tax benefits paid for mostly by whites and receiving healthcare that literally extended your life spans by decades...
Throw away everything the European race gave you and go back to throwing spears at one another, killing your babies and living in piles of grass if that was so much better!!!
You won't though, because you're all fuckin full of shit!!!
You bitter resentful hateful unimaginative RACIST fuckwits, fuckwits who couldn't even come up with your own talking points to sow division over old history, need to grow the hell up and get a job and get the fuck over yourselves!!!
To all the woke progressive white-guilt suffering marxist twat-waffles on the Left who champion these moronic suicidal ideas and destroy all who disagree whilst actively assisting with the facilitation of a soft yet hostile invasion, you have a massive hand in undermining this nation's sovereignty, and you're lucky I'm not PM I'd hang every last one of you for treason.
This place is beyond special.
Nowhere on earth can claim the quality and happiness we once held, and still could if so-called patriots would get off their lazy excuse-making kangaroo asses after realising that's how freedom is TAKEN... because nowhere in history was it ever given to those unwilling to bleed for it. – at Australia
