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Thinking about how good my legs looked in this picture

This music video genuinely changed my life

Bring back zoella @Jaack can we get a review?

I really don’t hate the Olivia Christmas song. I just think it sounds like it was written for an advert or an SNL skit. Having Ben Marshall in the music video doesn’t help this either

Bring back coolmathsgames.com

Who wanna run lines with me?

How are we nearly at 5 years of Red TV???

Currently doing well with no nut November without even trying

Why has Olivia Vs Sabrina become the new Taylor vs Ariana? They all make pop music but they all make very different music. Taylor and Olivia are more on the confessional pop. Ariana and Sabrina are more on the sultry pop. All dabble into the other side but all have their roots

I may not be quite as sexy as Jonathan Bailey but I still think I make a pretty cute scarecrow

Box bed for the night

I’m private right now let’s be a slag a moment

Stealing from the og tweet London ✅ Birmingham ✅ Glasgow ❌ Liverpool ✅ Bristol ❌ Manchester ✅ Sheffield ❌ Leeds ✅ Edinburgh ✅ Leicester ❌ Coventry ✅ Bradford ✅ Cardiff ❌ Belfast ❌ Nottingham ❌ Hull ❌ Newcastle ✅ Stoke ✅ Southampton ✅ Derby ✅

One thing about me is that I love a little quarter zip moment

Maybe I’m toxic and a bad employee… but I make plans and then book the holiday off work… I’m not asking for time off, I’m telling you I’m not gonna be there

You know I sometimes wonder how well it would have done if it was “The Midnights Tour” I still think she could have hit 1B but I don’t think it would have hit 2B

H word

Anyone in London free next Thursday?

I remember even Sam smith haters saying they were gonna stream unholy just to block her from #1 just for her to take the ENTIRE TOP 10

Crazy work that some people choose to unfollow you randomly out of the blue when you’ve previously had a good friendship with them and work in the same industry