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Bouw nieuwe kerncentrales duurt 10, 15 jaar. We hadden dus eerder moeten beginnen, dan hadden we nu laagste CO2-uitstoot per persoon van Europa kunnen hebben. Wie zijn er schuldig aan dat dit niet is gebeurd? @Simon_Rozendaal zet ze in de beklaagdenbank. buff.ly/3hGm98i
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De raadselachtige verdwijning van de herten van het Wilhelminapark: ‘Liggen ze in iemands achtertuin?’
bd.nl/tilburg-e-o/de-raadsel…
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We moeten het eens hebben over de aanpassing van de Wwft. Ik had het volledig gemist (publiceren op vrijdagavond 22:21 zou verboden moeten zijn)
TL;DR: de aangepaste #witwaswet is totale absurditeit gemixt met een disaster waiting to happen.
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nos.nl/artikel/2449281-autor…
12 van de 12.000 patiënten p/j belanden op de IC na een maagverkleining. 40% van corona-patiënten op de IC hebben obesitas, 80% overgewicht. Dan ga je dat soort operaties toch juist opschalen, ipv afschalen? Door corona is dit juist kritieke zorg geworden
nos.nl/artikel/2410739-wacht…
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