Aydan's Uncle Mon Mon / Writer / S. Paddock Football Club owner & Founding Member / Loner by inclination & habit / Anti-socialite. he/him
Prestwich, Manchesterford
Joined July 2009
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Who wants to watch Match of the Day anyway. I've been given the gift of time. – at Manchester, England
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45’ JOAOOOOO
A beautiful ball from Kiefer finds Joao back post🔥
🔵1-3🇾🇪
#UPTHEPADDOCK
Mad that so many lifts on the network went out of service just before the planned strike action.
ALT 11 lifts on the metrolink system all out of order during the strike 19th to 22nd.
Change and myself aren't friends but i do wish @adampacitti all the best moving on from Cultaholic.
The Doki Doki Lit Club, calling Spyro a c*nt and the "horrible old wheelchair bound bitch" of Res Evil will remain funny to me forever.
I'm sure you'll be great.
Hang this in the Louvre. Look hoe pretty...
No issues.
@BeeNetwork
ALT Life and escalator closures, 9th May 2025. Zero lift issues.
I've listened to @TheLapsedFan since day one ish, and they probably said this but the happy crowd pop when Sidney Justice eliminates Hogan, it works for them brother. They boo when Hogan drags Justice out too.
Put that cigarette out.
The greatest royal rumble just streamed on YT
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Win a copy of Eternal, my family-authorised biography of Duncan Edwards.
To enter just retweet this tweet. That’s it.
Winner picked tomorrow, Saturday 7th December.
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Any wrestling promotions wanting my services for 2025 - be it commentary, interviewing, writing, socials - please let me know your dates ASAP as my diary is already filling up!!!
This wafer is to the world what seeing your teacher out of school just shopping.
It's wanting to play guitar in school and getting a tenor horn instead.
It's trying but it's never going to be the pink wafer.
ALT Balocco snack milk wafer
I'm okay with possibly winning a lot of money if England win this tournament.
But using Bruce Springsteen lyrics?
ALT Max saying How Dare You. (PETER KAY)
Yooooooo!
Peanut butter hifi bars and peanut butter I found in my bag from the hotel.
Peanut butter squared.
Also... sunak on the other side of the room.
Nothing to do now so I'm enjoying Parliament Live.
ALT Peanut butter hifi bars dipped in a peanut butter pot I found in my bag from the hotel.
I don't know how the world works but in my head it terms of elbow...
Some people get One Day Like This (personal feelings aside).
Some people get Great Expectations, that's me... in my head on public transport.
Some people get Snowball, and never ever sleep again. Tony!
I've had more subtler moments making my point but in my defence my neighbours previously asked me turn down my television at 10.30pm because Andy Serkis shouted a bit on an audio book I had on.
It's not like I stood on my bed holding my speakers to the ceiling just now!
ALT Tenacious D, fck her gently on spotify. The Tenacious D album cover features Jack, Kyle and Satan.
Albania, Albania,
You border on the Adriatic,
You are mainly mountainous,
And your major export is chrome!
#EURo2024
ALT Coach Ernie Pantusso in Cheers. Behind the bar, white shirt and tie with a towel over his left shoulder. * * direction may differ I'm an idiot.
It's a cluster, an absolute chaotic mess and Billy is heavily on the piss for the show I seem to remember, but the MSG Millennium Eve live album is brilliant.
Others may be better after this but there's a bit of paint by numbers about them.