Gave a talk: "Why it takes 3000 commits to bring Valhalla's value objects to the JDK..."
youtube.com/watch?v=D_AmK8-U…
#Devoxx #OpenJDK #Java #JDK28
"These are the same stadiums and ticketmaster that are allowing Kanye to engage in his tour...for those not keeping tabs on Kanye, he literally has a ''Heil Hitler song..." -Dr Olivier Jutel
1news.co.nz/2026/09/18/ed-sh…
Neutrality has never been a thing, not in my home country NZ, during the 80s Springbok tour, and not even in my new home, Sweden, during the last 200+ years, #cowardice
Seriously, if you consume content or any kind of meaning from this platform...wtf is wrong with you...we all moved on...over a year ago... #shitpostcentral
...mess of your own making. 66 days ago, vessels could pass through Hormuz, without a $2M BT transaction, (to you or Iran)...
Replying to @RapidResponse47 @SecWar
Prove it: ...walk a US vessel back and forth, over weeks, through the Strait of Hormuz with AIS enabled: maybe convince insurers, ya know, the people ya need to actually convince...
.."almost worth" middle powers taking action against the US..."almost", 'cause, everyone who follows international law: doesn't want to be responsible for occupying a backward nation without: healthcare, education, a working democracy
David Simms @[email protected] & bsky retweeted
Dying for Trump has to be one of the worst possible ways to go. What a waste of everything that could have been, if only a handful of people in the right places had the courage to oppose him. Losing everything, forever, for a pedophile rapist wannabe dictator.
Hmmm <guess that whole bringing up 3 year olds. is paying off...or something>
Hey @grok how will "boots on the ground" work out for an US invasion of Venezuela, even if the general populous are positive, how many dead Americans could this result in ?
JEP401 Early Access 2:
#OpenJDK did a thing: inside.java/2025/10/27/try-j…
#Java #ProjectValhalla (openjdk.org/jeps/401)
"This time around, design complete !" ...why the fuck am I posting this here...why are you reading this <here> ? mastodon.social/@SimmsUpNort… or maybe bsky.app/profile/simmsupnort…
#OpenJDK #Valhalla now
David Simms @[email protected] & bsky retweeted
This is truly amazing. The Deputy White House Press Secretary is claiming that I'm wrong, and that the "tariff rates" on Trump's chart were calculated by "literally" measuring every country's tariffs and non-tariff trade barriers.
To prove it, he screenshots the formula the USTR says was used to calculate the reciprocal tariffs we imposed on other countries. And when you back out the Greek symbols, what is that formula? Trade deficit/imports - exactly what I said it was.
I don't know if the Deputy Press Secretary was misinformed, or is just being misleading. Either way, the Trump administration did not "literally calculate tariff and non tariff barriers" to determine the tariff rates it's imposing on other countries. As I said, it divided our trade deficit with a country by our imports with that country, and then multiplied by 0.5 (because Trump was being "lenient").
Oh, and if our trade deficit/imports with a country is less than 10%, or we have a trade surplus with a country, Trump slapped a flat 10% tariff on that country.
David Simms @[email protected] & bsky retweeted
#Java developers:
The fifth recording from the 14th #JVM Language Summit is now available "#Valhallla - Where Are We?" by @BrianGoetz (from @Oracle's @Java & #OpenJDK Team).
Click to view ➡️ youtu.be/IF9l8fYfSnI?si=aYiH…
#JVMLS #JVMLS2024
#Java developers: The forth recording from the 14th #JVM Language Summit is now available on the official @Java YouTube page.
"Rethinking Java String Concatenation" by @cl4es (from @Oracle's @Java and #OpenJDK Team)
Click to view ➡️ youtu.be/tgX38gvMpjs?si=xmAX…
#JVMLS #JVMLS2024
David Simms @[email protected] & bsky retweeted
We’re looking for inspiring examples of Java innovation that help developers address the world of next-gen application development. 💡
Submit your proposal for #JavaOne today! social.ora.cl/6011lzxkf
David Simms @[email protected] & bsky retweeted
📢Announcement📢
#Java developers…
The #JavaOne call for papers is now LIVE!
Submit your proposal(s) now! social.ora.cl/6011lzxkf
#OpenJDK #JDK
JEP401 Early Access 1:
jdk.java.net/valhalla/
...language model complete. There is a performance EA due, and then mainline, it's getting real.
#OpenJDK #Java #ProjectValhalla
(openjdk.org/jeps/401)
David Simms @[email protected] & bsky retweeted
Replying to @elonmuskADO
It's undoubtedly "Shitter", or "xhitter.com"
IT IS ON, JAVA ONE ! Thank all the @Java folks @Oracle , not to mention @Sharat_Chander (ah just did mention ya) for making this happen !
Buggery bollocks, it's back !












