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Mechelle Penny

@Simmba88

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 Basingstoke
Joined April 2009
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I want my money back.
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I would torture this dude in a shipping container for up to a year
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Aldi Stores UK
@AldiUK17 Apr 2023
*laughs in Aldi own brand*
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Jason Reid
@JasonReidx13 Apr 2023
Let’s just agree to disagree. 💀
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Aldi Stores UK
@AldiUK6 Mar 2023
We can't even defend this one
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Sorry Aldi, but that ain’t a Bunny 😭😭😭
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daily mail on murder: why do women drive men to this? p. 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
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Doing an experiment. Some 316 MPs claimed their utility bills on expenses last year, with some members claiming more than £3,000 to cover their utilities. Please retweet this if you think MPs should pay for their own gas and electric.
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Imagine me trying to sack Nadhim Zahawi for avoiding £3million in tax when my wife avoided £20million. No, I can’t either.
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Father Jack@FatherJack1016 Jan 2023
Can you imagine the media reaction if Corbyn avoided paying £3 million in tax?
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In case anyone is wondering why Nadhim Zahawi isn't being prosecuted for tax fraud, it's simply that there is one rule for us and another for everyone else. Hope that clarifies the situation.
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Nurses work 12hr shifts; sell their days off; use food banks; pay £1300 a year to park. And 40,000 have left their jobs in a year. Tory MPs sit for 150 days; get subsidised food; claim travel & energy on expenses; get free parking & £2,200 pay rises. Back the nurses please.
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Can't believe how Boris Johnson completely ignored that hedge fund manager.
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A legal clause means King Charles III inherits his mother’s vast fortune but escapes a £200 million tax bill. • 0% tax for him • 40% tax for you God save the king…………
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Kim Chi@KimChi_Chic26 Dec 2022
Why doesn’t anyone make a fresh baked bread scented candle? It’s the best smell in the world!
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𓆦@minasdemon25 Dec 2022
Lois Griffin DEAD AT 43
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Noah has brought 2 turkeys round LOL! Typical Noah
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Please get all your prayers in by lunchtime as I will be totally pissed after 1pm
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IG: closedapp@ih8rts20 Dec 2022
“ur up early” bold of you to assume i’ve slept
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The Tories promised 40 new hospitals and shut 140 A&E departments instead. Now tell me again that unions have made a conscious decision to inflict harm on patients.
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